Erin Wood

still crushed from my realization as a 7-year-old it's not actually called the erin space museum. all typos are my cat's.

[Erin Wood @confettipocket]

can my cat be my +1

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the commitment to camp I am so endeared

[Uggg @Uggg_uggg]

How did Ovechkin celebrate signing his new contract? 🐐

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in all honesty I’ve only been a hockey fan since 2010 but yall remember when any big screen tv was bigger than the panthers jumbotron? when their parking was free? good times 😎 happy for nate schmidt always

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

There’s no greater tradition in sports than the Korea-Town Harmonica Grannies performing the LA Kings National Anthem

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best thing to happen in the nhl since 895

[LA Kings @LAKings]

Our Harmonica Queens have returned 🖤

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hi hello @smithsonian just desperate to know how qing bao and bao li are enjoying their snow day

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I am ugly sobbing my beer man just told me if he were to dedicate his legacy to anyone it would be me??? which is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me???

[Erin Wood @confettipocket]

the only criticism of moana 2 I will accept is not enough spirit whale shark screen time

[Erin Wood @confettipocket]

moana 2 rhymes "come on-a" with moana in the chorus of the "you're welcome" track wannabe which is just so silly and unserious and you are saying this is a bad movie!!!! it is not trying to be a good movie!!!! let moana 2 live!!!!

[Erin Wood @confettipocket]

Beatriz at lego... you are an absolute angel; I will name my firstborn after you!!!!! every good thing will come your way.

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wishing nothing but the worst for the fucking punks that stole the barad dur lego set off our porch I got neal for christmas 😭😭😭

[Cher @cher]

Father John Misty
I WANNA REAL LOVE

this is the world I want 2 live in

Didnt know (FJM) as artist, or Man.Was looking up another song & this came to me.
What belongs 2 U Comes 2

[Erin Wood @confettipocket]

quiet car but if you talk someone is allowed to tase you

[Erin Wood @confettipocket]

abolish cops but I will police the quiet car if I have no other choice!!!!

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*carrie bradshaw voice*
“I couldn’t help but wonder if my reputation for being a hater invalidated my attempts at combating my nihilistic thought patterns that were making me crazy”

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people calling me a hater like okay fair but I do love a lot of things too 😭😭

[Erin Wood @confettipocket]

if I keep looking at the internet will it show me what I’m missing

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if I keep looking at the internet will it show me something good

[Jeppson’s Malört @JeppsonsMalort]

And in FIRST place... (drum roll) Twitter takes the win with @mikewszolek “It tastes like the day Dad left.” Amazing work, Mike!

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you should be allowed to chain smoke cigs inside if you see anora in theaters for the immersive experience

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anora is just a 2.5hr advertisement for hair tinsel

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anora just uncut gem’d me I’m so mad