Konfidence

3 things I do for you

1. Design all your pretty social media posters
2. Increase your ROI via targeted marketing
3. Manage and create content for your brand

[Konfidence @confidence_uchG]

@ganymedescrater @yabaleftonline Lol, you literally called yourself a nuisance not me. My tweet didn't mention that, you did. Lol.

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@ganymedescrater @yabaleftonline This your tweet has already disqualified you sef, lol. 😁

Those kind of families will run thorough research on you oooooo, dey play.

[Konfidence @confidence_uchG]

@asemota 90% of my masters class in digital marketing is understanding user behavioural pattern.

If you're able to understand who your audience is and what ticks them, you've literally won.

Because then, you won't be talking problems, you'll be like 'hey, I'm your best solution '.

[Konfidence @confidence_uchG]

@Villageppl__ @jon_d_doe You could do vacations to different cities or countries.
Go on surprise dates.
Understand each others kinks and try to fulfil those.
Do role plays.
Change perfumes.
Run away from the kids sometimes .
Do night drive dates .
Etc .

[Konfidence @confidence_uchG]

@BrawnyyMike @grok @yabaleftonline Mike, What's genuinely wrong with you!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Konfidence @confidence_uchG]

@jon_d_doe I'm currently in the UK and the families I know here, where the men are dependent are doing okay in their respective marriages.

You'll even here some of the men saying that, they do not joke with their wives at all.

[Konfidence @confidence_uchG]

@polyglotodulesi True. We thank Daddy, then mummy, then our elder sister.

If there's an elder in the house, we thank Daddy, then mummy, then the elder, then our elder sister.

If there's grandma in the house, we thank grandma, then daddy, then mummy, and finally my elder sister.

[Harley knows you are lonely and so she @miss_ezeani]

A shark washes up the shores - Eat it!!!
Interracial marriage - Client!!!
Spotify DM’s - Client!!!
Grok - Undress this person!!!
Sees a queue - Jump it!!!
Foreign investors - Siphon the funds!!!
Cake fest - Grab as much as you can!!!
Social amenities/ Public treats (eg a bank has sweets in bowls) - Pack all of it to your house!!!!

It’s called being “sharp” but we’re a greatly disruptive, destructive and depraved people.

And if you think about it, our leaders are just a representation of the people we are (no matter how we feel about it) because the first instinct of the average Nigerian is seek a way to exploit- every damn system.

Due process is only for fools.
Empathy is only for the slow.
You must get ahead, by hook or crook, take advantage where people are trusting or laid back. Use every tool you have to disrupt civility; whether it is to stand in front of a plane about to take off because of your office, or break into spaces where people from saner climes don’t have their guards up and swindle them because you’re “smart”.

“Naturally” they are “mugus” because they trusted you with simple human decency and you’re“smart” because you see trust and read it as foolery. But do you know what other group thrives off “survival of the fittest”? Animals in the wild!

You’re not smart, you’re just primal.

[Konfidence @confidence_uchG]

@SamuelNnosh @jon_d_doe All of you thats promising him fish and drinks,better give him ooooo. We don't do audio promises here.

[Konfidence @confidence_uchG]

Why rose and not purple hibiscus?

Why lion and not tiger?

I honestly don't understand this tiktok se

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

Who is going to tell her? 😢

[Konfidence @confidence_uchG]

@esegboriah @FortuneA15 Thank you so much

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@esegboriah @FortuneA15 I'm going to Albania month end. Please what hotel would you recommend?

[Konfidence @confidence_uchG]

Truly truly, Naija is the true depiction of this animal farm.

[Today in History @TodayinHistory]

Today in 1945, George Orwell published a devastating critique of Communism.

Animal Farm reveals why every communist revolution follows the same tragic pattern: liberation to corruption to oppression.

Here are 10 truths from Animal Farm Orwell warned us never to forget 🧵👇🏼

[Konfidence @confidence_uchG]

@OIuwatosin Lol, it's called target audience. You write in a way your audience relates with.

People on LinkedIn engage with those they perceive to be doing so well in their field, the thought leaders, the gurus. So how can you show that? Long epistles 😀. And it actually works,

[Konfidence @confidence_uchG]

@MrMekzy_ It's called olfactory fatigue. Your olfactory has gotten saturated with the aroma of the food. So basically, your body will think you've eaten, so you'll no longer have appetite.

Of course, few minutes later, it'll realise that it's been in delulu, hence the hunger afterwards.

[Konfidence @confidence_uchG]

@jon_d_doe Resentment has started building up in her. This is heartbreaking. She'll pick offence at any slightest thing he'll do in future.

I think she's angry at him for not being remorseful. Perhaps, an apology from him will make her feel better.

Maybe, she could ask for it directly?

[Konfidence @confidence_uchG]

Have you ever felt cheated on your salary?

I never knew a lot of people experienced this during their interviews and first jobs.

Go read and tell me what you think.

https://t.co/WcSZ5Tv9Ii

[Konfidence @confidence_uchG]

Canva(design)
Photoshop(custom designs)
Similar web(analytics)
Hootsuite (Social media)

[Konfidence @confidence_uchG]

My entire marketing/AI tech stack(all 14 of them)

SEMrush(web analytics)
Screaming frog(technical SEO)
Ubersuggest (keyword research)
Plausible(analytics)
Statamic(content management)
Teams(communication)
HubSpot (Email)
chatGPT (ideation)
Trello (project mgt)
Google/meta(ads)

[Brett @BrettFromDJ]

My entire design/AI tech stack (25 tools):

1. Figma (design)
2. Jitter (animation)
3. Framer (currently learning)
4. Bolt (ui exploration)
5. Streamline (icons)
6. Creative Market (mockups)
7. Midjourney (Image + video gen)
8. Runway (cinematic video gen)
9. Veo 3 (video + sound gen)
10. ChatGPT 4o (everything)
11. Claude (coding help)
12. Astra (4k video upscaling + detail)
13. Bloom (image upscaling + detail)
14. Landbook (landing page inspo)
15. Pinterest (general design inspo)
16. Pixel Buddah (photoshop effects)
17. Contra (brand payments)
18. Stripe (agency invoicing)
19. Loom (client communication)
20. Screen Studio (screen recording)
21. Artlist (sound effects)
22. Restream (live streaming)
23. Figma Slides (slide decks)
24. Trello (project management)
25. Spark (email)

[Konfidence @confidence_uchG]

@peace_igho Is your head paining you?