Kai Monster

I read Bedtime Stories for Nobody. I like dinosaurs and spicy soup. Neutral pronouns.

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@Catrionaward I'm halfway through Looking Glass Sound and it's wrecking me. The things that happen in your books are so awful, and I love the people they happen to so much

[Kai Monster @confoundment]

They're opening a new Monster Supply Shop https://t.co/uyUR8nuvO8

[🏳️‍🌈📚 Quatrefoil Library 📚🏳️‍🌈 @Q_Library]

This ban is horrible! To the LGBTQ+ community in South Dakota, know that we offer Q Digital -- our growing e-book and audiobook collection -- for free.

https://t.co/DuJP6p3WoP

[Kai Monster @confoundment]

@thekatyrex I Am Told that when i was in the single digits i did not believe that women grew armpit hair. My mom had to grow hers out before i would accept it. Hair representation now

[Frogge (Comms Open 🖌) @FroggeDev]

@ow_riki

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@hedgiewan majestic beasts!

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@bagofmoons hodie nomaz

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Twitter data breach. Probably want to change your password and set up 2FA if you don't have it. Sources: https://t.co/WAQbVhniT1 and https://t.co/PYZi0Viy4E

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@JacksonEflin bones who like bones to be bones who do bones like they're bones

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@j1312420 That seems like a clear case of top surgery to me

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@thekatyrex if she was a cat she'd be purring

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@TheoNicole Love this list of kennings

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@BrittSabo counterpoint: some blorbos are himbos, or even twunks

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@caz_tastrophe @ziibiing touches pas á mon goat

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It would be nice i this website did not become a festering fascist hellpit

[Kai Monster @confoundment]

I am mostly on Tumblr now, for the usual reasons, but i miss news and events and posts that were not created by goblins living in their squelchy goblin holes. I enjoy goblin holes but they are not all i enjoy.

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

Q: How many owls does it take to do the laundry?

A: One thousand fifty five

[Liisa Lee✨💙 is on Bluesky @Liisabelle]

She is hungry. She is coming…. #marilywd

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@bagofmoons AS IT SHOULD BE DONE (unless people like the can kind better, then they can have it.) BUT FRESH BERRY SAUCE IS POWERFUL

[Kai Monster @confoundment]

@bagofmoons @nhojelttil Great vibes make great sauce

[Kai Monster @confoundment]

Ira Glass/ duck cusp, checks out

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

i hope this guide is helpful