John Stevens

guitar slinger

[John Stevens @confusajohn]

@maxkellerman Handling the Spurs AND the refs right now. "Junior varsity" my ass

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@sammorril 100%

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@KendrickPerkins @NBA on some bs clearly taking KAT out with those ridiculous fouls. He's cooking Wemby

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C'mon @NBA blatantly on some bullshit. KAT was toastin Wemby
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@HawkEmDownChris Buddy Bell

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@GregAbbott_TX Holy shit, this is embarrassing.

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We already had "no taxes on tips" when the world carried foldin' money. It was beautiful.

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@Matt_Pinner Captain D

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@KieraPewPew @WomenBeingAwful Oof

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@NostalgicHubb As someone who retired a millionaire in her early 30s from perpetrating that very idea, she seems oddly bothered.

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Trying to decide which stackable washer/dryer combo fits best with the impending threat of nuclear war.

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@tedcruz Well, nether would be qualified. That's the fucking point, @tedcruz

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White folks with chopsticks

[Damn Nature You Scary @AmazingSights]

His fish friends back home are never going to believe him

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@PTSportsFix ..but The Express was also on that team, so hard to say...

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@PTSportsFix Kevin Brown that year in particular. 21 wins.

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@METAVERZUZ This post is funnier than Kevin Hart.

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@patriottakes

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@ThatEricAlper Patchouli mostly

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@RichOToole Maybe routinely charging folks $45 for a paper plate of backyard bbq wasn't a good idea long term? More often than not, the customers aren't just hit with the inflated price of the product, they're paying back the proprietor's overextended investment in the restaurant.

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@conquertheno Wtf is MOD??