Congressman Alex

political magnate, champion of the late Kobe Bryant

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You call him Mr. Chang, I call him PF. We are not the same

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It’s goon-o-clock somewhere #elonmuskhasavestedinterestinsuppressingmytweets

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@hayboll3 A gentleman and a scholar. Senor Tostitos knows all too well

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Cigarette tier list incoming

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HAMMERHEAD SHARK. something to think about

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Desperately need a drive thru blue Powerade rn

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What is Morse code for “I’m about to throw up all over this pool table”

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EXISTENTIAL DISSATISFACTION

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@WLaherran Severely underrated tweet

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@hayboll3 Critical damage

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There should be a law prohibiting anyone entering a public establishment with Oakland raiders apparel. It’s Detrimental to the peace

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Just apologized to a space heater

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Some poor girl in a bar hearing “YEAH SO THEY’RE ACTUALLY CALLED PROP BETS, YOU CAN BET ON THE INDIVIDUAL PLAYERS AND HOW THEY DO IN THE GAME”

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@hayboll3 What are the social and economic implications of this?

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@DieselHuman Diesel drop the link

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#tornado Friends, sorry, long time no see, this year there is very little time, no video released, also did not log in, the next video tells you what I am doing this year, will continue to update later

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@DieselHuman Diesel we need the link

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Last 3 drinks in order: four loko, coors light, fireball. What am I doing man

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Chanting “life is good” as I await another heinous bar tab

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Apparently not everyone else was drinking the 11% IPA at the bowling alley and ALL OF A SUDDEN I’m the bad guy

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Taking the over is a no brainer