Qui-Gon Zyn

frozen banana salesman/child

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

proud dad moment I just asked my 2 year old daughter what she wants to be when she grows up she said a divorce attorney

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

Smoking on that shit that made Keyser Söze

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

Nobody tell my gf she just started trying to quit

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Our boy. Our man. Coming through for us

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

Why are people always apologizing just stop fucking up

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

@vyrotek No but actually Baccapahndys

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

@vyrotek Poop and butt.

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

people at the airport would rather die than sit in the open sit directly next to another person

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

Girls will deadass tell you Judy Hops is not a “hear me out” bc she has traditionally feminine features. She is a rabbit.

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

smoking on that shit that made sirius black

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

If anyone is mean to you just photoshop their email into the Epstein emails

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

“to be or not to be” is just life in binary

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

who among us hasn’t fallen for a little bit of AI

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

my dad is teaching my mom how to cast a fly and instead of learning fly fishing she is learning how miserable it was for me to ask him for help with my algebra homework.

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

@cca_keyspin Those are not enforceable contracts

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

One thing is certain, Catholics and Protestants alike do not mind their own business

[Adele Scalia @AdeleScalia]

Why are Protestants so bothered by the pope. Absolutely nobody is forcing you to pay attention to how we run our church. It has nothing to do with you. Just stay focused on the flying trapeze and light show at your Sunday service and mind your business and we will mind ours.

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

IF YOURE IN LINE STAY IN LINE

[CBS News @CBSNews]

Black smoke appears from the Sistine Chapel for the second time, signifying no pope was chosen during the two morning votes on Thursday. The cardinals will continue to vote in their sealed room at the Sistine Chapel today.

White smoke denotes someone has received two-thirds plus one vote – enough to be elected the new pope. You can watch a live view of the chimney on CBS News 24/7 all day.

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

They don’t get kicked off flights, they just don’t get through security

[TERFs aren't women @Saeko_Cut]

I can't wait for thousands of Americans to be kicked off flights this Wednesday, I wonder if they'll take it well.

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

And by memory I mean storage*

[Qui-Gon Zyn @congroane]

As storage and memory capabilities get “better”, our operating systems also get more bloated. Every IOS release reqs more ram than the one before it. Also more memory

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

when you guys were pretending to be obsessed with tinned fish… that was so dark