connelly hardaway

[brutal south @Paul_Bowers]

There's a sizeable chunk of *my own work* that I can't read anymore unless someone happened to archive it in the Wayback Machine. I assumed, wrongly, that the internet would never forget.

[Dani Donovan 👩🏻‍🎨 ADHD Comics @danidonovan]

“Call and schedule an appointment”

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[The Onion @TheOnion]

App Knows It’s Gone Next Time Man Needs Space For Photos https://t.co/JuL7Ci9W6d

[Meaghan O'Connell @meaghano]

who's gonna tell them

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

The people telling you banning guns won’t make them go away are trying to ban abortion.

[Mario Ariza @marioarizabaez]

Damn I wish everyone had shown this level of concern as hedge funds were buying out local newspapers across the country.

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

“no worries if not,” she threatened

[boss @boss_on_here]

bed makers are like "oh but it only takes 45 minutes"

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

can u believe its only 10:20a? this is to people w a child in their house

[e taylor @erinisaway]

I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text, I’ve been losing my mind, let’s catch up soon

[cas says free palestine @CrappyFumes]

Has anyone else made it to their 30s without ever having an official budget, just checking your bank account a lot + vibes?

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”

[APStylebook @APStylebook]

Don’t write this: Happy Holiday’s from the Whitman’s. The holidays and the Whitmans are plural. They are not possessive. If you feel an urge for possession, try this: Happy Holidays from the Whitmans’ hearts. Now go preheat your oven.

[connelly hardaway @conhardaway]

Yes! @Mscottaway

[worms cited @christapeterso]

my friend told me halfway through giving birth she was like “I can’t do this, I simply cannot do this?” and they were like “oh you have to” and life is just like that all the time

[Katie Hill @KatieHill4CA]

I didn’t think it was possible to become more pro-choice than I already was, but after 7 months of pregnancy all I can think about is how wrong it would be to make someone do this who doesn’t want to.

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Is it just me or is most of the Internet now just TikToks of women smiling accusatorially & pointing at text saying stuff like “NORMALIZE FORGIVING yourself for PUNCHING your NEPHEW in the THROAT for forgetting your ZODIAC sign. Your JOURNEY is YOUR journey🦄”

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

[The Post and Courier @postandcourier]

Describe Charleston in one picture… we’ll go first ⬇️

(📷 by visuals editor @MatthewFortner)

[Aiden Thomas 🇵🇸 @aidenschmaiden]

sir, that is my emotional support em dash—