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fred durst fan account

[Florida woman @stephanicci]

Depressed people being prescribed medicine that makes them fat and unable to fuck as a final indignity

[Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes_]

kitten having a crying fit in the middle of a math test

[Arash Todd @AfroKidoOo]

'Nothing to Wear' by Daniil Kudryashov, 2022

[𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓫𝓲𝓮 𝓢𝓸𝓹𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓸 @thiccbookthotty]

stop showing me your beautiful Asian cigarettes i am trapped in Canada

[Santiago @albinstromber]

-HOLA SOY PARAGUAYO Y QUERÍA PEDIRLE PERMISO PARA TENER SEXO CON SU SELECCIÓN
-PARA QUÉ????
-PARAGUAYO, SEÑOR

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

when is neglected daughter day

[@20kgcarbon @20kgcarbon]

the natural predator of the human race is the synthetic opioid. as is the natural soulmate

[nini ✶ @vampzzip]

desde que ví esta imagen ya no puedo desahogarme en paz porque me siento como este gato de re mierd

[paula @pauIette]

cuando estoy esperando el bondi y pasa el micro de ba turismo me siento un animal de zoologico

[Abril🧋 @chicacarpincho]

accidentally BOVER

[neil jung @falafel_papi]

Korn be like “this song is for everybody that got touched on make some noise if you got touched on as a kid”

[SiliGremlin @SiliGremlin]

Genuinely how it feels,,,

[Mateo y Aclaración @SalieronDel246]

el gordo mochila:

-arruina todo el aura del grupo
-tiene el bolsillo de adelante lleno de migas
-“queres que te guarde la campera?”
-tiene una sola
-“donde me dejaste la mochi?”
-tiene la misma desde el secundario

[fran @postfran_]

If I was in sex and the city they would’ve called it nothing and the shithole