Wagers Speculations

[labor nurse barbie 🌸 @aliahdomino]

I saw a female doctor today and first thing when I walked in, I told her “I know my tests don’t show anything that’s super out of the ordinary, but please-“ and she said “hold on, the fact that they didn’t call you back tells me that they didn’t even look at how hard your

[Wagers Speculations @Conjectionist]

I don't always do what I want, so my life must be wrong, evil, or absurd. #modernlogic

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I too wish to express my grief. Labyrinth sucked. #Lolita

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Getting out of bed is hard. #2016Goals

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She’s freaking out about whether letting a guy ask her on a date is just reinforcing the patriarchy. #HowToSpotAFeminist

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Peter Mayhew was such a method actor, during takes he used to just poop on the floor. #FakeStarWarsFacts

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Luke Skywalker was named after a book, The Gospel According to St. Luke. #FakeStarWarsFacts

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Darth Vader was played by Lou Ferigno. #FakeStarWarsFacts

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Chewbacca's original name was Masticatebacca. #FakeStarWarsFacts

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In the first draft, Leia says, "No, I am your father." #FakeStarWarsFacts