ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ.

[ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ. @conjohnstantyne]

𝚞𝚙 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜.

[cie ꕤ @hiloycie]

i hate overestimating my value in a friendship … cus it’s like OHHHHHHHH!!! okokokok my bad for actually liking u

[ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ. @conjohnstantyne]

@batheroux [ staring blankly at the keys in his hand, imagining terrible scenarios where they both burn up in a car fire. ]

…you got it, matey. come on, then.

[ leading bruce out of the club, AVOIDING the parking lot. they’ll take public transport instead. ]

[ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ. @conjohnstantyne]

@batheroux

[sarah @mariopusxyattac]

this is still my favorite video of all time idc

[ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ. @conjohnstantyne]

@batheroux [ snorts. ] not like i’d want to do anything, with you in this sorry state.

[ his face softens, either from exhaustion or sympathy. ] but yeah.. i can spend the night.

[ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ. @conjohnstantyne]

@batheroux yeah.. rather not witness that side of you tonight, actually.

[ the back patting pauses. freezing. ]

err. dooooo you want me to stay over…?

[ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ. @conjohnstantyne]

@batheroux sshshh. not so loud. don’t need everyone knowing i’m an old fart..

[ half-smirking. can’t help thinking fun drunk bruce is a little cutie. patting his back. ]

here’s hoping. oi, you still need t’eat? i can pop off to batburger on the way.

[ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ. @conjohnstantyne]

@batheroux sorry, love. the fun isn’t meant to last forever. then it wouldn’t be fun, it’d just be boring.

lemme take you home and tuck you in bed, y’old geezer.

[ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ. @conjohnstantyne]

@batheroux i think it’s time we put the drink down, eh?

[ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ. @conjohnstantyne]

@batheroux i’ve got more clever ways to insult you than that.

[ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ. @conjohnstantyne]

@batheroux don’t be sorry.

..fuck’s wrong with being fat, anyhow? m’not exactly in the best shape meself.

[ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ. @conjohnstantyne]

i try. it fights me about it, though.

[︎ ︎ ︎ ︎݁ ͟𓂃゛ ʳᵘⁿ┈𝐑𝙰𝙱𝙱𝙸𝚃. @gothamfreakshow]

⠀⠀jesus, no wonder ya smell like a dead body. do you ever... wash it?

[ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ. @conjohnstantyne]

@batheroux just take the bloody compliment cus i’m not giving you another.

[grace @gracefishlove]

sorry for acting weird i realised you mean something to me

[ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ. @conjohnstantyne]

i do shower frequently, despite what you’ve been told. it’s the coat that causes issue; the thing’s got foul odors from the victorian era trapped in it.

[︎ ︎ ︎ ︎݁ ͟𓂃゛ ʳᵘⁿ┈𝐑𝙰𝙱𝙱𝙸𝚃. @gothamfreakshow]

⠀⠀mine would probably like ya as long as you shower.

[ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ. @conjohnstantyne]

mm. wish cats liked me as much as i liked them. but i get it.

[︎ ︎ ︎ ︎݁ ͟𓂃゛ ʳᵘⁿ┈𝐑𝙰𝙱𝙱𝙸𝚃. @gothamfreakshow]

⠀⠀i prefer cats. theyre the only creatures that i can relate to—— which is why i have two.

[ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ. @conjohnstantyne]

@batheroux oh my god, are you actually?

you’re proper fit, alright? even if you weren’t you’d still have the ladies and gents linin’ up for a ride.

[ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ. @conjohnstantyne]

that factors into the cuteness, though. they’ve got horrible attitudes. i love it.

[︎ ︎ ︎ ︎݁ ͟𓂃゛ ʳᵘⁿ┈𝐑𝙰𝙱𝙱𝙸𝚃. @gothamfreakshow]

⠀⠀dude—— no matter how cute they are, bunnies are fuckin evil.

[ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴᴇ. @conjohnstantyne]

@batheroux how did i know you’d say that. are you insecure or somethin’?

[para @sexyv1lla1n]

stole someone's chinese takeout and the fortune cookie said "you'll get what you deserve"

[Swey 🐰 @YEWSREKEEG]

Yeah bro she’s using you for your slightly above average penis and empty bank account bro