Conley Jones

strengthening one family at a time

[Conley Jones @conjones2]

@AGT I agree with you Mel b I was confused too lol it was cool but I didn’t fully get it

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@Roblox hi! We were wondering when you play Roblox-it kills battery very fast and we were wondering why that happens 😞

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@chrisdelia why would any support you. Ugh. Used to enjoy listening to you too

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@howiemandel you’re a heartless jerk! How can you say no to a dog. TEAM DEXTER!! Woof woof

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@YETICoolers hey Yeti…need a new spokesmodel?

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@BenAffleck deep water was not your best movie you’ve done. But you’re a great actor, Please try again!!!

[2 Black Girls, 1 Rose @2BlkGirls1Rose]

THE BEST ANSWER TO "CAN I WALK YOU OUT?" EVER. OF ALL TIME. #TheBachelor

[Conley Jones @conjones2]

@MajorLeagueFish can we see the fishing please…!!! This dood is more boring than watching the men fish!!

[Conley Jones @conjones2]

@MajorLeagueFish can we see the fishing instead please…..!!!!! This dood is more boring than watching the men fish

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Prepping your boyfriend the week before your period like: give me affection but don’t touch me; give me attention but don’t talk to me; bring me sweets but if you do I’ll kill you for making me gain weight. RAWR

[Conley Jones @conjones2]

did I only become obsessed with Dalmatians because Olive looks like a Dalmatian?

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sometimes when I’m listening to music at the gym I really just want to bust a move. but instead I’ll just sway back and forth and bust a move in my head

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the final season of Shameless 😭😭 I will miss all of you @SHO_Shameless

[Conley Jones @conjones2]

Worked out with my boyfriend on Monday. And in the middle of the workout he asked me if I was okay. I simply answered “no I think I’m going to cry”. I am now just able to walk. And this is why I don’t work out with him. End of ted talk

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

October. Has. Arrived @BussinWTB https://t.co/DdQL2qiqt6

[Only In Boston @OnlyInBOS]

October is National Pizza Month.

Please circulate and acknowledge this.

🍕

[Conley Jones @conjones2]

My 15 year old boy today:
him: “Conley you see you dark thick girl? Sometimes we talk and kiss a lot in school.”
me: “didn’t you just break up with your girlfriend”
Him: “ya so… I like the pretty girls and I like kissing them”
We are both in trouble….

[Conley Jones @conjones2]

And then he proceeded to eat my Pringles…

[Conley Jones @conjones2]

today I was driving a 15 year old boy and he goes “I know how to drive and if you ever go unconscious while driving I’ll push your seat back put my foot on the gas and take over the wheel” sounds awful specific to me…😂

[Conley Jones @conjones2]

Josh: “I’m working at your dream job today”
Me: “a golf course…?”
Josh: “no, a dominos wear house…”
Me: “😲🍕”