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@nbc you’re showing the old tiger crash footage you Morons

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@nbc get your shit together. Way too many commercials and PUT THE DAMN LEADERBOARDS ON THE SCREEN YOU MORONS

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@DJMyint sighting at @UMichGym meet

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@LilTunechi please and I’m begging you please fire your front of house sound engineer. Thank you #Detroit

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@TODAYshow get this “Sr Business Analyst” off the TV spitting terribly wrong things about buying a home. There are no “hidden fees” when buying a home 🤦‍♂️

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Hey @fox shut up when Skubal is pitching wtf kinda nonsense is this.

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@ValentinoKhan smack dab in the middle of Netflix dapin up @TheRock

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@jbreww____ is the typical Duke 5 star….overrated af. Just single-handedly lost this game forgetting he has a team around him

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@HackedOffHugh you’re a douche! Way to be an absolute prick to a lady just trying to do her job interviewing you. You looked like a jackass and everyone hates you

[Jack @conjur_]

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@AnnaMarquez2 At least I can ride all the roller coasters at cedar point

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@AnnaMarquez2 Reminder when she said bald head she meant my chocolate starfish

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I’m coming out of the twitter grave to tell all of you to vote YES on this poll

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When your dad calls you and tells you he just met @lilxanfuhyobih at the hotel bar

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quick trip for the kids. #billydsummerclassic @ Shadow Lake Golf & Racquet Club https://t.co/dtrEwAY8c3

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@Gredy_Fomez It literally says this to me once a day at least 😂

[Jack @conjur_]

"I eat the booty like groceries" -@mallory_irish

[OOKAY @Ookay]

Sex is cool and all but have you tried garlic bread?

[Jack @conjur_]

@Rachel_Streu it's an addiction