DPJ2001

Mama💙 24🔥

[anya ༒︎ CVR @valen7inos]

if you see me getting absolutely suffocated, ragdolled, and folded like a lawn chair pretzel by a 5’11 american white man pushing 50 with a tragic mullet haircut big booty and nice biceps, dont call for help and leave me alone i’m right where i want to be i fully consent to this

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Charles Barkley, everybody!

[DPJ2001 @Conley2001P]

Dude I’m literally cringing so hard listening to a coworker on the phone talking about “rewarding” her man child bf🤢

[DPJ2001 @Conley2001P]

I absolutely love when half my dads side of the family won’t even speak to me because I refuse to spend almost 10K on a wedding venue to invite 150-175 people when they aren’t actively in my life anyways🥴🥴

[DPJ2001 @Conley2001P]

When management talks about you when you’re sick and can’t be at work….really makes you feel so valued. Especially when you’re one of the workers who is normally there at work no matter what.

[DPJ2001 @Conley2001P]

People who don’t understand kids really frustrate kids. If they can’t talk the cry to express themselves because they’re upset and don’t know how to communicate any other way

[DPJ2001 @Conley2001P]

Having a traumatic experience that left me scarred and with months upon months of trauma that I am just coming to terms with being compared to a breakup (who got back together two weeks later) really puts into perspective just how oblivious some people are to those around them.

[DPJ2001 @Conley2001P]

If you come to a doctors appointment with your significant other don’t laugh during the whole appointment. It’s so rude.

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

several decades younger than what? the steam locomotive?