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what can I say, I'm a silly little guy who performs whimsical actions on a daily basis. (I'm very funny and lovable)

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@ThatCntRiot @femmenote That's how buying in bulk works

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@Tinfoilpotato @vKatze_77 @Pirat_Nation Says the guy that doesn't understand game vision

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@Tinfoilpotato @vKatze_77 @Pirat_Nation The game experience is designed around being a small fish in a very, very large pond. It's not dog eat dog. It's more like shark eat tuna.

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@Brad_69696969 @LilyWest_01 @RealiaAmelia Go to the store and get a damn fork

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@HexanyAZX @catherinespaws Why would you expect a get out of jail free card in the early game

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@barettorein @boneshark4546b Why are you role-playing then dude

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@barettorein @boneshark4546b You're complaining about people pointing out a game feature and using an absurd strawman to do it.

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@barettorein @boneshark4546b You made up a fantasy in detail about watching the life drain from something's eyes. You made up something to be mad about.

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@barettorein @boneshark4546b Guy who makes up a scenario to get mad at

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@RogueLikely @D3MOCRAC7 You can only buy a video game if you're a registered republican

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@opticalmadge @Spinegrinder117 @CapnKibs For the same reason you can make a rebreather, oxygen mask, submarine, and oxygen generator you actual fucking toad. Since we're supposed to be on a desert planet, I suppose those should be removed from the game so the game makes sense, huh?

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@opticalmadge @Spinegrinder117 @CapnKibs A desert planet where the only threat to the colonists is OTHER colonists you dumb fuck. Because why would you intentionally send your assets to leviathan country? There's no need for the knife in Zezura because its only use is if someone goes crazy.

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@opticalmadge @Spinegrinder117 @CapnKibs If you actually played the game you'd know the player crash lands and isn't supposed to be on that planet at all.

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@azpectCS @Wolfzee11 Mentality of a 5 year old

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@EnisBerkayMertt @EdgeyJames @AstrallAstrid

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@Nevar_Atine @JoeAnon2015 @gaersstapa And I'm sure the alterran altered people definitely weren't changed to be less capable of detracting from alterran technology and going off on their own and putting their settlement at risk.

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@EnisBerkayMertt @EdgeyJames @AstrallAstrid If you didn't buy the game at all and don't intend to play it stop bitching and moaning

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@sagephage @AstrallAstrid Yeah man. That's kinda what the game tells you. "Oh you seem to be infected with a virus. How about you die real quick to see if that helps."

You're not some badass fish doom slayer. You're expendable meat.

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@kelsburn3r @EmperorCokeLord @AstaelleLoverS2 @0ceanReaper Well maybe go play something with young anime girls in swimsuits. That seems more up your alley.

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@EmperorCokeLord @kelsburn3r @AstaelleLoverS2 @0ceanReaper Flares, multitool, sonic resonator, electric shock biomod, chum biomod, dash biomod, tadpole muffler. There's a lot and there's likely to be more. What are you even complaining about