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[Sxnti @PeakSxnti]

Don’t say anything, just repost.

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

There’s always a tweet.

[Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman]

Thank god we’ve been putting Facebook shitposters in jail.

The streets are safe.

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

Just Stop Oil have decided to block the departure gates at Gatwick Airport because…fuck your family holiday plans.

Where’s that Manchester airport copper when you need him?

[Ciarán Carlin @ciarcarlin]

Henry VIII to his servants when Anne Boleyn wasn’t looking

[BK @blaijankisola]

Recession but funding wars looool

[CLD @conn_laur]

@DMR31396413 @bennicky Marlon Hoffstadt - it’s that time

[Richard Strocher 𝕏 @RichardStrocher]

I AM NOT CRAZY

[Richard Strocher 𝕏 @RichardStrocher]

some of you owe me an apology

[CLD @conn_laur]

@ianmiles late for her flight to benidorm

[Katherine van K @kattitfortat]

@BBCNews Hey folks, these riots are not only peaceful this time, they’re imaginary.

[CLD @conn_laur]

@Rainmaker1973 me crawling back to my hotel room in Ibiza

[CLD @conn_laur]

@ladbible yeah you’ll have an heart attack afterwards when you check your energy bill

[CLD @conn_laur]

@RishiSunak You sound like the group member who does nothing but tries to claim all the credit

[CLD @conn_laur]

the government are in £2.5 trillion worth of debt and they have the audacity to give me a credit score

[CLD @conn_laur]

@theMadridZone @MarioCortegana yes g

[CLD @conn_laur]

@BitcoinNewsCom slightly odd that this could happen seeing as we’re told it holds no value 🤔 suss, very suss

[CLD @conn_laur]

@westcoastbill fantastic news

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Our landlord at SF HQ says we’re legally required to keep sign as Twitter & cannot remove “w”, so we painted it background color. Problem solved!

[CLD @conn_laur]

@isDatLekker I think earth is ready for an asteroid