Ben Smith

[Ben Smith @connectbensmith]

Sat having a coffee in Paris before work, one man down after not getting passport back in time. #easy #onemanband

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Your dad isn't on Facebook. Gees

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The BBQ was just at had the largest gathering of blokes not liking football in one place. Of course I fitted in a treat.

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Sad news from the TT.

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I have many words that will help @Simon_Barras mainly Gutted. Can you not go get a disco ball from Maplins?! @Bestival

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Bambi the dear meeting the Astra van last night is still haunting me.

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@emmagreenmodel the saying better late than never defiantly works in some situations much better than others, like this one for instance

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Options A. And B. Were both bloody horrible and no option C. :/

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@AlenaShishkova clearly wanting my lifestyle after following me-my day in the new forest on motorbikes and tractors who wouldn't?! Pfft

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You can't have it all.

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Sat waiting for my carrot cake to finish in the oven ..... Who am I!?

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@scotty_p_88 until you miss your junction and end up half hour added onto your journey- twice in two weeks, same place! Doh.

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@emmagreenmodel . checks in the fridge 5 times in the same evening - still nothing to eat.

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Thank you twitter for feeling the need to inform me when people have re-tweeted somebody etc. Literally don't know how I coped before.

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Well. This is awkward

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It's Sunday morning I'm feeling fresh and wanna go for a run but nobody else is quite feeling the same

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Yes @AnnieMac

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@littleponder 99% of your tweets make me hungry.

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She clearly didn't notice this date was a girl this time

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Kick him in the nuts.