at a Covid testing site (wearing masks), handing over paperwork for me & two of my kids:
woman looking over papers: "okay... Anthony, Keegan and Kadence... Hawk? Are you guys related to Tony Hawk?"
me: yes
her: "Are you pulling my leg?"
me: no, we are all directly related to him
At @Tillys with my daughter, waiting for her by dressing room, mask on.
Guy folding clothes nearby: “Anyone tell you that you look like Tony Hawk?”
me (looking over, expecting sarcasm but realizing he’s serious): you have no idea
him: That’s cool, he’s cool
me: thanks!
him: huh?
@SillkySmooth I’m just sayin if Fournette couldn’t do anything at least halfway decent against Alabama then idk why everyone thought he’d be so special in the nfl. You can’t judge his highs off of ole miss and Arkansas
@SillkySmooth he had good games against overrated teams with bad defenses. Besides that he was mehh. In 3 years against Alabama he had 57 carries for 145 yards and 1 touchdown. Out of those 145 yards he had one carry that was like 60 yards, besides that he averaged like a yard a carry