Conner Ozer

Overly Confidant Person

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If I could watch myself go, I'd love to leave.

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@3ikuobaj Main

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@3ikuobaj Show it

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@snakesandrews I’m allowed to make the worst joke you’ve ever heard cause I’m apologetic about being raised Catholic

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@snakesandrews lol I even forgot mortal kombat which has always outsold everything, because he didn’t mention it lol

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@snakesandrews Even if we’re meet him on the “number go up”: Guilty Gear has never sold more, Dragon Ball Fighterz had a lot, Smash Bros exists, Tekken and SNK sold despite them trying to shoot themselves in the foot. If you think fighting games can be fortnight, you’re just an idiot

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@snakesandrews It was my first time using a bath bomb, and look I fucked up

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Christmas hero Tyler Kolek

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@DanMoore69 Insane Bandai Namco is selling a trump figure

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@lllliatttt @theafroaussie Thank you so much these are amazing reads, like jaw on the floor

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@snakesandrews Lol I thought the whole point was making new shapes got different outcomes. What a strange bar for jumping the shark

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Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Have you ever been over a friend’s house to eat and the food just ain’t no good? The macaroni’s soggy, the peas are mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood

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Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Dante, Goethe, Homer, Tolstoy, Aristotle, Pushkin, Blake, Lermontov, Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, Cellini, Thucydides, Tacitus, Montaigne, Virgil, Shakespeare, Stendhal, Cellini, Machiavelli, Melville, Milton, Conrad, Rimbaud and Hölderlin.

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@DanMoore69 I will say there’s an added thing where people can’t understand famous people age anymore. It’s like yeah Tom Cruise looks like Tig Notaro, but most people
don’t age into looking like a lesbian who survived cancer and a stomach worm at the same time

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@EazyEv Everyone who earnestly posts under a porn with like what you’d say to your friend who has a podcast is great “you guys do such great work and I’m excited to see what’s in store for next year” and it’s just gross sex between a married couple

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@thatarin Truly have watched so many Siskel and Ebert compilations. I wish we still had anything similar to that! There are still great film critics to read, but nothing so substantive and entertaining. They had contrasting viewpoints but both had taste which was great

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@emdematteo Yeah I can’t go back to YouTube with ads

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@BillSimmons Hey this is terrible to read on your phone cause un-deletable “scroll to keep reading” ads will randomly cover up a paragraph, happened twice in the the first 8 paragraphs

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Ice cream shop didn’t have the flavor I wanted so tragically had a bite ice cream in a cone when you know I wanted to lick

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“Look at us and our biological clocks- your going baby crazy and I keep getting turned on by car accidents”

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@OttoFernandez “He was an interior decorator”

“His house looked like shit”