connie🐱✨

23 💋 cute, cool, etc.

[nightmare on elm street hater @street_Hater]

A beautiful woman seated behind me on the bus looks over my shoulder and playfully asks “What’s on your phone?” just as I enter “PENIS” as my first Wordle guess and get all gray letters

[clock opera @o8040]

when u have no phone at the bus stop u start thinking thoughts like that squirrel is noticeably bigger than the other ones thats the boss

[Dahn.K @EKabanda]

The person who stole my shoes yesterday while i was on a bouncing castle at the mall please grow up

[troy bond jr (grand admiral) @TroyHasEbola]

Life got me saying ridiculous shit that don’t make no sense like why am I saying fuck Ed Sheeran I stand with Macklemore

[cedes. @c3desm]

okay

[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[Leo Daube @leodaube]

Me at the British Museum

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[Jane Boleyn Defender @UtterlyVapid]

Good for Olivia Rodrigo. That was a fantastic album. I might k*ll myself.

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

“goodbye cruel world” i say as i press the button that makes everyone nice

[teg @teggin]

is bikini bottom a walkable city

[GfB 📚 @Dr_Gavin_Brewis]

Seeing Central Station like that is absolutely depressing. If I'm being honest, I feel quite traumatised by it. So many memories, and so much history, now lost.

And that's just one building. Imagine living in Palestine or Iran and seeing your entire city destroyed?

Depressing.

[Ste Carruthers ✌ @Wigan_Steven]

I’m a grass #brooklynbeckham