constance rosé

big hoop energy

[constance rosé @conniesaps]

My boss told me that my twitter is funny and that if future employers don't like it and won't hire me, they're stupid

[angie Ψ @aheartlessjoker]

O diabo veste Prada e o Papa usa Nike

[constance rosé @conniesaps]

@RealMikeyBets I’ve never seen this in my life hahahaa

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

My children watched the halftime show and now they’re gay AND Puerto Rican. Thank you Bad Bunny.

[Minnie @saintdutchess]

“You guys kept on pushing” Tyra I was 7 years old why are are we shifting the blame?

[Ali @aliwhitesox]

My second tweet of 2026:

FUCK THE GREEN BAY PACKERS!!!!!!!

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[ᴀʀᴛʜ @arthfobic]

if someone had told me a while ago that Beyoncé would leave the stage with Destiny's Child for her ACTUAL child to perform, i simply wouldn't have believed it.

[𝐇𝐀𝐃𝐋𝐄𝐘𓄋 @poisonhoneybee_]

BEYONCÉ PERFORMING 16 CARRIAGES AT THE COWBOY CARTER TOUR

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Bob’s Burgers recreate Lady Gaga’s “Abracadabra.”

[Tony Roundtree @Tonywithyy]

Friday

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

your body is a shondaland

[a @boopyape]

The Grammy’s were a little TOO good this year…. one last pup cup before we get put down.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

[Alex @midsmoker34]

If you’re going to see Nosferatu in hopes of there being a spongebob cameo dont even though waste your time. He’s not in it

[Swolecialist @BlackLanterrn]

Looking camp right in the eye

[holly parkinson 🏴‍☠️ @ParkinsonHB]

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