Connor Baker

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

Fuck it, manatee shirt

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

Heineken sponsors too much Shit

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

Zyns fit perfectly in the pocket watch pouch of my overalls

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

Lucy Dacus locked eyes with me during True Blue months ago and I still linger on it

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

The asshole who took my wet clothes out of the wash had his clothes taken out of the dryer and couldn’t find them which I find very funny

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

The drink of the night

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

Bluephoria and vodka the gay four loco

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

IKEA is a fascist hellscape

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

Girlfriend thought Elliott smith and Elliot Page were the same person

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

Apparently the nice couple behind us at boygenius wasn’t very nice

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

An old ladies phone went off right when the bomb did in Oppenheimer and it’s possibly the funniest thing that’s ever happened

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

Tough

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

Nothing I love more then second degree chocolate burns

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

Lighting up a stogie when my girlfriend walks out of the iud appointment

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

Grail

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

I’m sunburnt and high this is the coziest I’ve ever been

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

Is it too much to ask for them to take the tails off my shrimp tempura roll like I get presentation or whatever but just why

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

Shower cigs where it’s at

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

Thin mints should be York peppermint Pattie’s

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

Wearing the wrong band tees to a concert is just odd

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

Aesthetic

[Connor Baker @connor98788]

@_KaraBlack_ @jarjar_19 They are exactly the same it’s the same prop