Connor Bennett

my dog is my entire personality

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[dylan @dylangonzalez21]

“55 points 55 rebounds 55 blocks 55 assists 55 steals”

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

Alexa play “The Boys Are Back In Town” from now until the game starts tomorrow

[Connor Bennett @Connor_Bennett3]

@elonmusk

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

We’ll make sure Grindr servers are ready…

[Tim @trouble_man90]

If a Democrat was president right now and was in the Epstein files to the extent that Trump is, there would be a special live broadcast on every station, right this very second on Christmas Eve, combing through every single word and sentence and picture. There would be a 24 hour live camera feed in front of the White House and at the President’s personal home in their home state. Several members of the cabinet would have already resigned; newspapers and magazines from around the country would be calling for them to resign.

This is not normal; the coverage now isn’t a tenth of what it should be.

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

We are ruled by the dumbest people in America.

[Connor Bennett @Connor_Bennett3]

Best piece of news I’ve seen all month

[Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump]

Dave Portnoy: I haven’t even looked, but if I had to guess, I probably lost $20 million in the last 3 days. 10–15% of my net worth — poof.

[Jay King @ByJayKing]

If you are so bored at a basketball game that you feel like doing the wave, just go home. You'll save yourself, your family and your city the humiliation of participating in the single dumbest "celebration" the sporting world has ever seen. I am ashamed to live in Boston. I am sad for all the pathetic people surrounding me flapping their arms like morons. Our whole world is in trouble. I have no doubt of that.

[Bronny James Dio @GreatBigIdiot]

You (a fuckin moron): watching Monday Night Football

Me (learned and cultured): watching the Vermont Catamounts of the mighty America East play for the Division I men’s soccer championship

[Kat Abughazaleh @KatAbughazaleh]

I better not see a single "liberal" person imply that anyone in Florida deserves what's about to happen.

Fighting for infrastructure, government services, and climate justice for all, means you're fighting for ALL. Nobody deserves to lose everything like this.

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

This is when my patriotism gets riled up. Get this genocidal criminal the fuck out of my Congressional building.

[Ryan Perry @rynprry]

the only debate we’re watching tonight and every night

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

THAT’S A “YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CHANCE IN THIS GAME SO GO CRAWL IN A HOLE AND DIE” DUNK

[Connor Bennett @Connor_Bennett3]

Love you @kporzee

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Tonight, Donald Trump is holding a billionaire fundraiser to pay his mounting legal bills.

Here are some of the scammers, racists, and extremists funding Trump’s failing campaign.

🧵

[Connor Bennett @Connor_Bennett3]

This is the only correct opinion on the wave

[Jay King @ByJayKing]

This should be considered one of the best Celtics seasons in a long time. All signs (record, net rating, etc.) suggest this is one of the better teams in franchise history. It's just hard to see this as a successful season given how often the crowd has broken out in the wave. In my heart, I know the city of Boston is better than this. In my head, it's getting harder and harder to ignore that this is actually the city I live in.

[Connor Bennett @Connor_Bennett3]

@PeedReraner

[Alex Jamieson www.jammocomics.co.uk @Alex_Jamieson]

Tobias Funke’s run on Spidey is underrated