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pierced nipples taste like house keys and baby there’s no place like home

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

This is …. And I don’t say this lightly…. The single greatest piece of writing I have ever seen in my life

The Japanese have discovered unlimited chips & salsa and it’s beautiful

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

I often hear folks say, “Donald Trump sent me a check during the pandemic.”

I want to make sure you understand this: Congress sent you a check. By the way, Joe Biden also sent you a check during the pandemic, just like I gave people relief during the Great Recession. The difference is that we didn’t put our names on it – because it wasn’t about feeding our egos or advancing our politics, it was about helping people.

So don’t be giving him credit for that. And don’t give him your vote, either. There’s only one candidate in this election who cares about you, and that’s Kamala Harris.

[B ᴿᵈ Enthusiast @connor_eb]

Taking new name recommendations

[B ᴿᵈ Enthusiast @connor_eb]

Streaming services should let you make a playlist

[B ᴿᵈ Enthusiast @connor_eb]

@BlacknGoldJack the haters hate to see me be a jolly little fella 😤😤

[B ᴿᵈ Enthusiast @connor_eb]

If it’s alright with y’all I think I’ll have myself a merry little Christmas,, this year

[B ᴿᵈ Enthusiast @connor_eb]

@BlacknGoldJack @dnel44 Crackstreams

[B ᴿᵈ Enthusiast @connor_eb]

Hockey player who scored 3 goals in a game: HatTrick Star

[B ᴿᵈ Enthusiast @connor_eb]

Extremely niche nickname thread:

[B ᴿᵈ Enthusiast @connor_eb]

Retired pornstar turned rapper: Chief Queef

[✊🏾🇵🇷Vita Ayala🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @definitelyvita]

Rent should reflect the minimum wage.

Either raise the minimum wage or lower the rent.

Anything else is purposeful oppression, and honestly, evil.

[GL @gldivittorio]

Apple has the opportunity right now to make this whole thing even funnier with a blue check emoji

[no earthquake (undignified) @no_earthquake]

currently having an in depth debate with my girlfriend about if this guy from monsters inc is jewish (i say yea)

[B ᴿᵈ Enthusiast @connor_eb]

@BlacknGoldJack @CoachShiffman Best days of our lives brother

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[Rabbi Daniel Bogard @RavBogard]

For Jews who can become pregnant, access to abortion services is a religious *requirement*, and has been for thousands of years. Surprised? Let's dig into some of the texts 🧵 1/

[B ᴿᵈ Enthusiast @connor_eb]

@tabbathaCSW @Jackfield06 Babe stop

[B ᴿᵈ Enthusiast @connor_eb]

@tabbathaCSW I definitely woke up a bunch