Seboner

Uturn ahead... the head you turned was mine

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“I’ll drink to that”
“You’ll drink to anything, Noah, you’re an alcoholic”
. . .
“I’ll drink to that”

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@tristonianboiii Idk just a weird ass move

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Y’all brought a boat to fight Namor?

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@spenceramrhein I see we have a drinker in the audience

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Vampires would be so lame if they drank pee instead of blood

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@carmyhodgson That’s actually insane

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@elbrownguy19 Not as annoying as those chest-height branches coming out of nowhere

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If I have to watch another little Leia chase scene I’m gonna vomit

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Country fans are the only people who will applaud a harmonica solo like it’s the fifth grade talent show

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I didn’t know no bones Fridays were even possible

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@notxkyle We’re not a couple- he’s just an excellent spotter

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@spenceramrhein Only babies like you

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I wonder how many people have peed their pants twice in a day

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@Kasielynn4 I feel like you’re omitted during the years you need a diaper

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I didn’t realize traveling for work would involve so much drinking

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@Tmadd4 Sorry to hear about that! Let me know what we can do on our end to help!

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I really didn’t expect to be using this many exclamation marks in the professional world!

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They make self storage look like apartments because it’s just apartments for your stuff

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LinkedIn has got to stop telling me there’s 30 new jobs in the world

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Elsa goes full Gandalf the White and we forget because Olaf is the main character

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@simonnmmartin 🤮