Barry McCockiner

sometimes you’re the bird, sometimes you’re the statue

[Barry McCockiner @connor_smithh_]

Be realistic and less idealistic

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

It’s called seasonal depression, T. They say because it gets dark out earlier, people never wanna leave the house or get out of bed. I call bullshit, I think it’s a conspiracy made up by the mattress companies to boost sales.

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

It’s called daylight savings, Tone. No one knows why the fuck we do it anymore. I say it’s a scheme by the government to make sure everyone stays depressed so they buy more meds like Prozac and shit

[Barry McCockiner @connor_smithh_]

There’s no cure for life - Tony Soprano

[Barry McCockiner @connor_smithh_]

“Alexa, play 1st of tha month!” - me when that direct deposit hits.

[Barry McCockiner @connor_smithh_]

GRANDMA HAD THR ARTHRITIS IN HER HANDS, BAD!!

[Tariq. @iMacknificent]

I get irrationally angry when my work phone makes any type of noise

[Barry McCockiner @connor_smithh_]

My 🥭 is to 💥 🆙
And act like I don't know no body 🦈

[Barry McCockiner @connor_smithh_]

281-330-8004

[Barry McCockiner @connor_smithh_]

J. Cole: This is the part that the thugs skip!
Me: ⏭😎

[Barry McCockiner @connor_smithh_]

@Jlacek5 OPSEC

[Tariq. @iMacknificent]

If Chris Rock was a true comedian, he would’ve pulled out a giant mallet from behind his back and bonked Will on the head after getting slapped

[Barry McCockiner @connor_smithh_]

@iMacknificent The car! Duh. Stayed whipping the coupe

[Barry McCockiner @connor_smithh_]

My name Kodak black but when you see me I’m white

[Barry McCockiner @connor_smithh_]

My name Kodak black but when you see me I’m white

[Barry McCockiner @connor_smithh_]

CHEESE IN MY POCKET #VELVEETA

[Barry McCockiner @connor_smithh_]

Hug and kiss my ass, X and O

[Barry McCockiner @connor_smithh_]

Cedrick Highsmith… Duke Universary

[Barry McCockiner @connor_smithh_]

Okay, alright, that’s fine, okay.

[Barry McCockiner @connor_smithh_]

I love the ambiance. I love the decor. I spend a lot of time trying to figure out which one i like more. The ambience or the decor.