Connor Clark

dollar menu enthusiast

[Connor Clark @connorclark15]

I got 2 Christmases today hahaha must suck to have married parents

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@whynotletitfly Can we have him back? You can have Enos

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@keithasm7 What a horse

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It’s March 11th not March 17th

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@TreySowelll @MLB Frank Catalanotto

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There are some red flags that I can ignore in a relationship but dating someone who chooses Great American Cookies over Auntie Anne’s is something I can’t look past

[Connor Clark @connorclark15]

If you weren’t born on September 17th eat shit

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@CoachDuffey @_benjaminField @jettduffey @qbvillage @CoachPerrone @BenjaminRohaly @_Todd_Olson @TXPrivateFBGuy @CoachHuschka @LincolnRiley

[Connor Clark @connorclark15]

I refuse to go to the bathroom without a bidet now

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Hopefully Romo gets me some more Bumble matches

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@t_lanise Beyond proud Tiereney LFG (don’t yell at me if I spelled your name wrong it’s been a couple of years)

[Connor Clark @connorclark15]

You know you’re in for a treat when the waiter at Cracker Barrel has 5 stars on his apron

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Taylor Allderdice 🐐

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One of the wildest game show answers you will ever see…

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@bmadedat_ That’s dope Barron

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Did they change St.Patty’s day from the 17th to today? I’m confused

[Connor Clark @connorclark15]

Who has better morals, a murderer who puts his shopping cart back or a priest who doesn’t? I side with the murderer on this one

[Connor Clark @connorclark15]

I’d rather be a paraplegic than lactose intolerant

[Connor Clark @connorclark15]

@laurenpeaarce You strike me as the person who skips intro songs.

[Connor Clark @connorclark15]

Imagine buying bread from the store and it not be Nature’s Own honey wheat