Colin Eastwood

Watchkeeper NCI Fleetwood, Lancashire

[Suzan Holder @HolderSuzan]

Happy 80th Birthday to the GOAT (singer, rocker, husband) #NoddyHolder ❤️

[Colin Eastwood @connoreast]

@CrimeSkies Is this a parody account?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Someone has forgotten who the Immigration Minister was when this man arrived and was given leave to remain. A certain Mr Jenrick.

[SILVER @Read_Meee]

Fucking NHS. I woke up this morning with some trouble in my eye. Called the optician. Had tests. Sent straight to hospital with a torn retina.

They insisted on giving me laser surgery there and then to fix it. Didn't want any money for the job. Now I'm home again.

How inconsiderate. Joking aside. Remember there are people out there who want to dismantle the NHS.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

After 14 years in power, the Tories decide that the right time to abolish business rates is when they can't.

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review.

They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆.

Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Today we remember that if Reform UK had been in charge in 1939 they would have kissed Hitler's arse and welcomed the Fascist takeover rather than fighting and defeating it.
#DDay

[Colin Eastwood @connoreast]

@CarlBovisNature ?

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Nigel Farage hasn't bothered to vote in Parliament for the last 11 weeks.

During that time he will have collected about £50,000 in wages and expenses.

But he will tell you Disabled People and immigrants are the problem.

No, it's rich lazy parasites like him.

[Colin Eastwood @connoreast]

@tedcruz £7.20 a gallon in UK...... That's $9.67.

[Will Black 🍓🍄 @WillBlackWriter]

People are saying that Nigel Farage has asked Elon Musk to ban people from X for sharing this clip of him attacking his crony Robert Jenrick.

Surely free speech champion Nigel Farage isn't that petty? But just in case, THIS is the video that you mustn't download or share

[The Bluebird Project @bluebirdk7]

Now it transpires that because the wrong Orpheus wouldn't fit the bodgers took a grinder to Bluebird's original engine mounts & cut so much away that they've reduced the number of bolts holding the engine in! & someone was bleating about welds!

[Deborah Sanderson @DeborahClaireUK]

@bickley200 Yes, very much so. "Climate" is big business, an ideology riding piggyback on bastardised science.

[Suzie @suzispw]

Dear men, most women don't either.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

HOLY CRAP Trump actually accomplished a miracle. Here is what he got out of Iran:

- Reduce its stockpile of enriched uranium by about 98%

- Limit uranium enrichment to 3.67% purity (far below weapons-grade)

- Cut the number of installed centrifuges by roughly two-thirds

- Only enrich uranium at one declared site (Natanz)

- Stop enrichment activities at Fordow and convert it into a research facility

- Redesign the Arak heavy-water reactor so it could not easily produce weapons-grade plutonium

- Ship out or dilute excess enriched uranium
Allow extensive inspections by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA)
Permit continuous monitoring of nuclear facilities and supply chains

- Accept “snap” inspections under expanded monitoring rules

- Avoid building new heavy-water reactors for years

- Stay within strict limits on uranium stockpile size and centrifuge development for set periods ranging from 10–25 years

Ooops, sorry!

That was the JCPOA that Obama signed with Iran, only to have him tear it up, kill 140 kids, get hundreds of Americans injured, 13 killed, and gas prices to surge 50%.

[Colin Eastwood @connoreast]

@DaveKent101 Absolute nonsense.... I have it in writing from Ed Miliband that they are spraying Alka-Seltzer.

[Colin Eastwood @connoreast]

@ShabnamCha89 @floboflo I think you'll find it's Michael Jackson...

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

Correlation is not causation but facts are facts.

@thenerve_news has also established that Harbourne has poured an extraordinary £30m into British politics! In just 6 years.

This is a story not just about Farage, but Johnson too.
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[Cleckylad @cleckylad]

I don't want to bang on about this.
But
If you get an NHS poo test through the post
Please use it
It saved my life
Maybe under a Farage insurance based NHS
Your Granny will have to pay
ATM it's free at point of use
That last line is for the naysayers who say taxes pay

[Colin Eastwood @connoreast]

@Mayonaise100 Are these "chem trails" in the room with you now?