Connor Friend

where am I

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[bruno @brunitocoso]

che disculpame que no te contesté estaba con el google maps siguiendo un río enorme hasta su desembocadura

[B/R Football @brfootball]

🌟 OUSMANE DEMBÉLÉ WINS THE BALLON D'OR 🌟

[victryena 💪📋 @victryena]

the stereotype of men being less emotional than women really has to go. no one has crashed out harder than these two losers

[Connor Friend @connorf23]

2017. 8 years later and still no foundation, no spine, no vision.

[Mesut Özil @M10]

Thank you ❤️

[Mo Weeks @mo87mo87]

Pretty wild something that is clearly a public utility can be single handedly destroyed by a bored unfunny emerald mine heir in less than 60 days.

[William (fan account) @OzilThings]

Mesut Özil - icon of the beautiful game, a thread:

[Connor Friend @connorf23]

@FCHWPO I’m sorry you’re being treated like this. makes me sick

[Samuel Sinyangwe @samswey]

$10,400,000,000 NYPD budget and they couldn’t get their radios to work in a crisis, the surveillance cameras “malfunctioned” and no officers prevented anything or apprehended anyone. But politicians plan to just throw more money at it, no questions asked.

[Connor Friend @connorf23]

bruh if I lived in the past I lit would have invented all the inventions

[Esmy Jimenez @esmyjimenez]

I’m probably gonna die on this boring hill but: we need media literacy to be taught in K-12 and beyond. It needs to be part of how you learn to read and write at this point, how you consume, research, and communicate information. The stakes are too high to wait

[Connor Friend @connorf23]

@averysfriend lolll and u should have

[Connor Friend @connorf23]

my #cringiest gen z trait is that I have no clue how postal stamps work

[knucklebone @_knucklebone]

The current sitting Queen of England is two years older than this. People try to treat their lives like ancient, unchangeable history. Just a chapter in your high school text book. This is contemporary.

[mik⁷ 🪐💎🔥 @MIKrokosmos_mk]

this might be an unpopular opinion but we should put dvd drives back into laptops

[Connor Friend @connorf23]

@sasuung MMMMMMMNMNNNNN

[Connor Friend @connorf23]

@sasuung it is highly respected when one does this 😩.