Connor Fewin

[Connor Fewin @connorfewin2]

@justbyte_ https://t.co/f5j8FcYhpd

[Connor Fewin @connorfewin2]

In bumper to bumper traffic getting fantasy football trades accepted. Welcome to the team Jaxon Smith-Njigba.

[Connor Fewin @connorfewin2]

Watching the first game of March Madness. Already pulled a “we need a stop” and a “this games over.” It’s only the first half.

[Connor Fewin @connorfewin2]

Looking for someone to Brad my Pitt, if you know what I mean

[Connor Fewin @connorfewin2]

Toes are basically feet tires.

[Connor Fewin @connorfewin2]

Since when are batteries so expensive? Adulting is hard

[Connor Fewin @connorfewin2]

You know when your hair is getting longer and it starts going through that awkward phase? Your hair looked good, and if it keeps growing it will look good, but right now it just looks terrible and you should probably get a hair cut. That’s what the early 2000’s were like.

[Connor Fewin @connorfewin2]

I love peach Snapple.

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I can’t wait to drunk karaoke to trippie redd when I’m 40

[Connor Fewin @connorfewin2]

Michael Bublé is the songbird of our generation. His voice can move mountains. Thank you @MichaelBuble for everything.

[Connor Fewin @connorfewin2]

Chest bumps are just high fives for your whole body.

[Connor Fewin @connorfewin2]

@bobatl is the most underrated rapper in the game

[Connor Fewin @connorfewin2]

Grr Monday’s, right?

[Connor Fewin @connorfewin2]

I miss elevators. Haven’t been in one in a minute.

[Connor Fewin @connorfewin2]

Why is pubic hair so curly?

[Connor Fewin @connorfewin2]

If slippers had more traction, they’d be called tractors.