Connor Gehlert

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

@Haley_Co "and some people never flush!"

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

Steve playing Zelda:
"Eat my boomerang"
"Eat my slingshot"
*picks up bush*
"EAT MY BUSH"

........
Didyoujust

@stevehaan

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

"If you'll excuse me I'm going to go put a disgusting burrito in my body."
"Boloco?"
"How'd you guess?"

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

"They don't even come in gold and that's disgusting..."

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

"I guess you can stay with me, just live in my bathtub..."

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

"Did you guys know you could just walk in to CVS and buy syringes? I thought they would be harder to get..."

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

Kansas City smells like barbecue sauce

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

Not applesauce. Lemon...custard?

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

Chick breaking out the applesauce in lyric writing. Respect.

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

'You remember the funny part that you laughed at?
There are more of those.'

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

"I throw in but(t)s everywhere!"

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

Bring on the sufjan

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

@HeyThereAlliee by chewing, then swallowing it. 👍

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

'A quadangle has four angles, whereas a quadrangle has four rangles...'

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

Sean Bean dies in everything because the universe is trying to fix the hole ripped in the universe from his name not rhyming when it should.

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

Watching other people snapchat themselves is wonderful.

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

Some days I'm like "yeah man, guitar." Others I'm like: "I bet if I played bagpipes people would ask me to play stuff all the time..."

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

Just wrote a lyric: like a broken scale, I couldn't wait...
Somebody should probably stop me while I'm ahead...

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

"I'm a marshmallow roller coaster! Don't you understand!?!?!?"

[Connor Gehlert @connorgehlert]

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