Connor Hoffman

[💭 @ijboljng]

ts frying me

[austin @jesuissupreme]

How it feels to be clinically insane and have plans when it’s -15° on a saturday

[Tatyy ✨ @_BeautyIsMex3]

Just punched a MF with both hands at the same time I’m not playing this year 😭

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

white moms find out their son put a frog in a blender and be like "no iPad during dinner tonight"

[dev lemons @dev_lemons]

guys stop showering I need the water for chatgpt

[laura @lauradang0]

No one talks about the aura loss when you're job hunting

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

economy so bad u might as well follow your dreams and see what happens

[Ebolaman @ebolaman131]

woke is back

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

A man paid this girl on tiktok like 30 bands to lock him in her shed and degrade him for a week and idk why these opportunities don’t arise for me. She was throwing sandwiches at the mf and pouring milk on his head and shit. I got sandwiches AND milk.

[alex ꕤ @downlikesix3rty]

🚨 Gracie Abrams has launched a cyberattack causing Snapchat, Roblox, Fortnite, and others to be down.

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

how tf a computer gone ask me if i'm a robot 😭 bitch you da robot 😭😭

[harky @theharkyp]

NYC subway ads are so depressing as of late. Your choices are AI boyfriend. Go on ozempic. Go to grad school. Become a corrections officer.

[Y♡ @Yiannified]

I know Sydney Sweeney just fell to her knees…

[lauren 🍄 @lolowrenn]

that horrific footage is the same thing that happens to children at school, btw.

[je ne sais pas @bobameals]

that etsy witch:

[ٍ @manic_posting]

Addison Rae, I have received the instructions you have encoded in your music