modern dating is going out with someone and having the most beautiful night of your life for 8 hours thinking you met your wife but they just wanted to have a one night stand and you were too autistic to pick up on that
modern dating is going out with someone and having the most beautiful night of your life for 9 hours thinking you met your wife then they ghost you the next day cuz they got the ick when u sent them an apple music link
TV Licence man just been at my door.
He said, "Have you got a TV?"
I said "No"
He said ,"You must have, you have an aerial on the roof!"
I said, "I've got milk in the fridge, but it doesn't mean I've got a fucking cow in the garden!"