edmonton polycule truther

goalie enjoyer

[edmonton polycule truther @connormclesbian]

this is about where im at right now

[edmonton polycule truther @connormclesbian]

in order to match 2017 cmd’s sophomore dominance in the scoring race, macklin would have needed to score THIRTY more points

[edmonton polycule truther @connormclesbian]

seeing the celebrini tweets is just making me think how truly insane it was that cmd won the art ross, ted lindsay, and hart in his second year in the league

[edmonton polycule truther @connormclesbian]

seeing the celebrini tweets is just making me think how truly insane it was that cmd won the art ross, ted lindsay, and hart in his second year in the league

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

Connor is younger and more beautiful

[edmonton polycule truther @connormclesbian]

@JaHeimBrodie this year is an outlier. if you watched the games, you’d know that he cheated for offense bc the oilers literally were not scoring if it wasn’t him

[edmonton polycule truther @connormclesbian]

@hockey_hater rancid florida energy …

[edmonton polycule truther @connormclesbian]

@DillyDilly97 I mean God did canonically orchestrate the crucifixion of Christ. So the McJesus no cups part does kind of fit.

But yea Vegas 2x cups is beyond the par

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

which GM will be the first to attempt to replicate the results of the Stanford Prison Experiment at the NHL Draft Combine

[Sujeet Indap @sindap]

how the FT has decided to cover the NBA:

[edmonton polycule truther @connormclesbian]

@AnarchisticCloa @ironcrakka in canon he almost told Palpatine about Leia and then got blown up incidentally by saw gerrera

[edmonton polycule truther @connormclesbian]

rantanen could endure a career ending and life changing injury literally any day. alternatively, in 20 years, he could develop cte. he plays hockey as entertainment which generates billions of $, he is entitled to the fruits of his work.

[edmonton polycule truther @connormclesbian]

evergreen

[edmonton polycule truther @connormclesbian]

friendly reminder that the salary cap is actually an artificial cap on athletes earnings to maximize profits for the owners and blaming an athlete for wanting to be paid for the value of their labor is a bad take

[cas 🐧 @campbelIbain]

nhl team still serves rainbow capitalism the old fashioned way (doesn’t post for pride month as to not alienate conservative markets, DOES make posts referring to a player’s buddies as “wives and girlfriends” for the twitter gays)

[Toronto Blue Jays @BlueJays]

@gervasio_23 Actually, the comments show why we DO in fact need this stuff 🤙

[edmonton polycule truther @connormclesbian]

@sausagehobbit coaching is even harder imo bc it’s both basically inseparable from roster quality and luck and also tactics are incredibly opaque/untransparent. so they just give it to “teams that should be shit but are good I guess”

[edmonton polycule truther @connormclesbian]

who on earth voted for Mr pissy

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

Full voting table for the Lady Byng Trophy, won by #Habs forward Cole Caufield. As voted by the PHWA. #NHLAwards

[edmonton polycule truther @connormclesbian]

@DillyDilly97 thanks for pulling me into a terrible time suck… finally got it though!

[maya @bowiessworld]

i know i’m probably gonna have to mute this immediately but…regardless of how i feel about his hockey i would miss nursey, i just think he seems like a genuinely good guy that’s loved by his teammates and will be sad to see him go even if it’s probably long past time for it

[edmonton polycule truther @connormclesbian]

@_j_a_k_e_d ok so you as the general manager can start writing contracts with that clause I guess

[edmonton polycule truther @connormclesbian]

don’t worry Mr mcdavid I saw your cherry printed booty shorts