connor phillips

uppavant❤💚💛🏉

[Ken The Sheriff 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Ken_The_Sheriff]

Ken’s Friday night.

1. Anthem harmonisation with Alun Wyn (vibrato focus)

2. Stretch Leigh to at least 5’7 💪🏼

3. Read ‘Centre play for Dummies’ to George 😳

4. Tanning and epilating with Rhys Webb

5. Welsh culture and dialect: Johnny & Hadleigh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

6. Cwtch with Rob Evans❤️

[Ken The Sheriff 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Ken_The_Sheriff]

Ken’s Christmas:
5am: Surprise attack on the boy - keep him sharp.
5:30: Live family scrummaging and maul defence
8am: Presents, Calon Lân, Mae Hen Wlad Fy Nhadau
1pm: Lunch (Welsh Black: Rare)
3pm: Lineouts and team run in the garden
7pm: Wrestling with Delme
10pm: Baileys & bed

[Chicano con el Palo @KevinGotGame]

I fucking hate it when my horse hydroplanes

[Jacques Burger @Nabasboer]

💥💩

[Matthew Dwyer @mattydwyerno2]

Bloody hell! Booked a table for Valentine's day ,only to find the Mrs hasn't got a snooker cue 😂

[Dunvant Rugby Club @DunvantRFC]

When your 10 tries tackling a second row @nathanvaughano @danniewhite18 #only1Winner

[Ken The Sheriff 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Ken_The_Sheriff]

Ken’s #SixNations Predictions

1. Ken becomes Wales’ most capped hooker of all time

2. France sack their coach

3. Manu Tuilagi gets injured

4. Ken solves Brexit

5. Eddie Butler and Brian Moore kill eachother

6. Gav returns

7. Jiffy loses his voice

[Ken The Sheriff 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @Ken_The_Sheriff]

List of things harder than diamond 💎

1. Understanding Brexit 🇪🇺
2. The Times cryptic crossword 📰
3. The plot of Inception 🎥
4. Ken’s head 🤠