Connor Ferris

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[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

FIFA RIGGED

USA gets a red card for this

[Dylan Allman @dylanmallman]

No. Fuck your sides.

They need you to believe neutrality is cowardice so you never notice the real cowardice is outsourcing your identity to a team.

Every side is just a funnel into the same machine. The same laws, the same debts, the same bureaucrats, the same wars, the same surveillance, the same permanent class of rulers playing musical chairs while you cheer for the jersey you picked.

Refusing to pick is the only way to stay whole. To keep your voice from being drafted into a chorus you don’t control.

[Connor Ferris @connorpferris]

@_MLFootball That’s not the University of Nevada. That’s Nevada Southern, Las Vegas Commuter College.

[MovieQuoteGuy69 @dorsalrub]

Anyone else remember sweating out the clock in the top left before you had to leave for school?

[Connor Ferris @connorpferris]

@kenztaylor How I wake up living with @haileyjmetzler

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

This might be the best use of this meme template.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Your reminder that churches don’t pay taxes because they are supposedly spending their money to help their communities through things like food banks, shelters and after-school programs.

[Joe @jdb316]

@misha_saul My mom died relatively young (65) and we didn’t give her a grandchild until a few months prior to passing. What’s wild is that she couldn’t remember much of anything towards the end including me at times. But she never forgot her grandson’s name and always asked to see him.

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[David Ubben @davidubben]

Imagine doing something so outrageous you make a sideline full of some of the best athletes on the planet react like this 😂

[br_betting @br_betting]

The Golden Knights ECHL team has a roulette wheel for a faceoff dot 😂

(H/T @BringHockeyBack)

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

“Hey… Look at us.

Who would’ve thought?

Not me.”

[marlo @marloaviani]

Dak Prescott mic’d up on the field after that interception ⬇️⬇️⬇️

[Connor Ferris @connorpferris]

@hen_ease So this is why Tahoe Bagel hasn’t been accepting to go orders

[Tiffany Moustakas @tiffmoustakas]

All of the US right now

[Connor Ferris @connorpferris]

@maarcG @NevadaHoops Im absolutely devastated

[Connor Ferris @connorpferris]

@maarcG Thoughts on @NevadaHoops first half? 🐺

[Connor Ferris @connorpferris]

@maarcG @NevadaHoops We need Lucas to do his thing