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@morayita123 I love it when people who have no clue how social security works spout off with such conviction. You're either a simpleton or disingenuous.

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@pat993003 @doctor_bru You misspelled "rapist"

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@PoliceThePolic1 This is cops

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@fesshole Top Tip: Don't pull out nostril hairs. Grab the hair and pull your head back. You won't even feel it.

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@josh_uglyasf Saw an online dating ad and the woman said she worked out 4-5x week. She then clarified that she wasn't a fitness nut, she just drank a lot and wanted to stay thin. 😅😅

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@made_in_ca @HistContent The Roman Curse Tablets are the best. Inscribed metal sheets thrown into the spring asking the gods for justice when someone was wrong. Favorite one was "Bob stole my new coat, please kill Bob" (I'm paraphrasing)

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@SoveyX Don't pitchers get pissy if a batter seems to "enjoy" his homerun too much? How is this different?

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@PaulHic80466580 @NoContextBrits Thanks.

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@McNolf @PositivFuturist But they are useful. Like the government saying "Hey, this is safe" and then rates go up because some actuary identied a causal link to harm.

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@PositivFuturist In the US, pulling in front of someone and stopping to cause an accident is called the "Swoop and Squat"

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@fwrenzo1 Saw a post that said "If libraries didn't already exist and they tried to create them, they would be viewed as socialist/communist and rejected.

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@BladeoftheS There's a really good documentary about FIFA on Netflix. It's deals mainly with Sepp Blatter, but it shows you how corrupt FIFA really is

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@NikzNikz11 @HJB_News__ It's called satire

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@SageDynamics I'd be real money he has ADHD. It's how we open almost everything. It also means he's going to shoot all of it. If he wasn't, he'd probably open it normally.

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@fwrenzo1 Makes me think of the old school software protections. "Enter the third word on the 6th row of page 18"

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@TheOnlyDSC He's now in a Korean prison for doing this shit. He'll be there for the next several years.

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@HistorianUSA1 McDonalds is (or was) famous for doing this. Anything with a "mc" and you were getting sued

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@TruckerDanUSA They need to add an image of Mohammad as well

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@James84511309 @GBBranstetter You sound like a rapist

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@PaulHic80466580 @NoContextBrits Do you know what that's from. I've seen that guy a lot but have no idea who he is