C.O.N.N.O.R

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@iam_smx *trillioniare

[Lew @LewVisualss]

give him veneers and he looks like he’s about to eat a Sunday roast on TikTok

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

TRUMP: Offers his new "Trump was right about everything" hat to a reporter

REPORTER: "I'll pass on that"

TRUMP: "He's sort of a stiff guy. He'll take other things but not a free hat"

🤣🤣🤣

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

This is what illiterate noblemen were building nine centuries ago. Thank goodness for art degrees.

https://t.co/AoclqubMSX

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wow

[mark normand @marknorm]

“Did I win?”

- Joe Biden

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The Blindsight device from Neuralink will enable even those who have lost both eyes and their optic nerve to see.

Provided the visual cortex is intact, it will even enable those who have been blind from birth to see for the first time.

To set expectations correctly, the vision will be at first be low resolution, like Atari graphics, but eventually it has the potential be better than natural vision and enable you to see in infrared, ultraviolet or even radar wavelengths, like Geordi La Forge.

Much appreciated, @US_FDA!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The first Starships to Mars will launch in 2 years when the next Earth-Mars transfer window opens.

These will be uncrewed to test the reliability of landing intact on Mars. If those landings go well, then the first crewed flights to Mars will be in 4 years.

Flight rate will grow exponentially from there, with the goal of building a self-sustaining city in about 20 years. Being multiplanetary will vastly increase the probable lifespan of consciousness, as we will no longer have all our eggs, literally and metabolically, on one planet.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Wisdom

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Having a small person as body cover for a large man is like an undersized Speedo at the beach – doesn’t cover the subject

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Some people still believe the legacy media

[greg @greg16676935420]

A couple pictures of Uranus shot with the James Webb Space Telescope

Science is beautiful

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Rob @roblikesplanes]

Reason 52 why I can’t delete Facebook: a group called ‘Wetherspoons The Game!’ in which you put up a couple of photos of yourselves & explain the occasion, alongside the spoons you’re in. If you’ve got a good post, people will send you a drink. Nana doesn’t know what’s hit her 🤣

[C.O.N.N.O.R @connorsanderso1]

@wbuxtonofficial I’d love to be a fly on the wall in Mr Eccleston’s Mansion right now

[Josh @JoshBoswell]

Peter Crouch is holding his festival #CrouchFest and has brought out Wayne Lineker as a special guest.

It hasn’t gone well. There’s 12,000 people chanting “peado” at him.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Toddler With Full Diaper And Incoherent Speech Goes As Joe Biden For Halloween https://t.co/LvTiw5iHke

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

Happy to confirm that this beautiful one will 100% feature in #DHOTYA2023 in December 🏆

[Dr. Anastasia Maria Loupis @DrLoupis]

Interesting.