Connor Sorrells

I went blind once.

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Filling out divorce paperwork at the barbershop, call that splitting hairs

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“Careful around the Ides”

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My Fall Plans The Delta Variant

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BREAKING: DaBaby will no longer be performing at the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, per Douglas “Doug” Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

Pop star Chip Skylark (known for “My Shiny Teeth and Me” and “Icky Vicky”) is set to replace him.

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@TheArtistsDen @thelumineers Leader of the Landslide

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You think 2020 is bad? Just remember that The Office will be removed from Netflix in 2021. The worst is yet to come, folks.

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@alison_alisoff Alison, this tweet ain’t it. This season was CLARE’S season, and it was her time to shine and find love. We should support her for finding love and happiness in Dale, ESPECIALLY because she knew so early on that he was the one for her. We are #BachelorNation

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Tom Nook? More like Tom Crook

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Me, going to get the mail during the quarantine:

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@JoshBoyd34 I’M BACK

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Iron Man, but his superpower is that he can cure anyone with an iron deficiency

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@hqtrivia connorsorrells

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@AuburnSAA Dearborn, Michigan for the Tau Beta Pi National Convention

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@AuburnSAA Sounds good! Thank you so much!

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@AuburnSAA Yes I have, and I have my member card! How can I get one?

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@AuburnSAA Do you have any of these t-shirts left?

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@AuTigerDining Sounds interesting! Do you know about how long this will take?

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@AuburnSGA When you're sick or need to study instead of going to a football game but still have to go because of the new student ticket policy

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.@edsheeran

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