Conor

as the late great colonel sanders would say im to drunk to taste this chicken

[Conor @conormccarts]

To you Liz

[Conor @conormccarts]

@zoeb_02 Money is needed that’s why

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@ladbible @HalliganPhily

[Conor @conormccarts]

I just watched the fox and the hound , and it ruined my day #sad

[Conor @conormccarts]

At First you hate it , then you get used to it , after Awhile you depend on it.#Lockdownextention

[Conor @conormccarts]

@SethMacFarlane America isn’t the universe

[Conor @conormccarts]

@TheMurph95 CBD bruv

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

I am going to buy this for @piersmorgan so he can lay it on his bed and sleep with it.

[walter @daveloach2]

American sports fans: De-fense! De-fense!

British sports fans: All right lads, I’ve just worked up a song to the tune of Debussy’s Clair de Lune about an opposing player’s drunk driving charge, I’ll count us off:

[Conor @conormccarts]

@EliteAsco your building is so fucking smooth . Big ups

[Conor @conormccarts]

I just figured out , how to not mall your bread ouveh ,when you’re buttering with hard material #ButterAway

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@Unexplanied @Adultjoks @PhilyHalligan1

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@ghostissa7 @GhostGaming @KevinOHalloran_ @HalliganPhily

[Conor @conormccarts]

Anybody who eats rice puffs without a topping ain’t no friend of mine

[Conor @conormccarts]

Fuck you @EpicGames

[Conor @conormccarts]

@TTfue just saw your 1 hp win , YOU’RE FUCKIN NASTY

[Conor @conormccarts]

@denasia325 @PhilyHalligan1

[Conor @conormccarts]

My dad watching “our planet “ , “stupid walruses shouldn’t have gone up there in the first place” sound assessment there tbh