Conor McIlduff

always feelin tired. smiling when required

[Christmas Gift Ideas 🎁 @XmasgiftsGift]

Scottish Robot Dug

[David Cameron @David_Cameron]

Britain faces a simple and inescapable choice - stability and strong Government with me, or chaos with Ed Miliband: https://t.co/fmhcfTunbm

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

It's official! Zlatan Ibrahimovic is a United player. Details: https://t.co/UPXIIY0IuC #ZlatanTime

[Conor McIlduff @conormcilduff]

Nice one, Cheers!

[James Ducker @TelegraphDucker]

Things you won't hear Mourinho say as #MUFC manager: 'Expectations at the club are too high' & 'City are the standard we need to aspire to'

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Jamie Carragher post-match, talking about Leicester winning the league. Like your mate talking about shagging when you know he's a virgin.

[Conor McIlduff @conormcilduff]

Just had my first Zade in 8 months, it was absolutely glorious.

[Conor McIlduff @conormcilduff]

@RobSkilbeck @guardianmusic by implying sarcastically "it'll go down well..." It'd be one of the most eagerly awaited events of the weekend

[Conor McIlduff @conormcilduff]

@RobSkilbeck @guardianmusic aye, so you should know the pyramid doesn't represent glasto; in view points, total crowd or even sq ft.

[Conor McIlduff @conormcilduff]

@RobSkilbeck @guardianmusic ever been?

[Conor McIlduff @conormcilduff]

@TimbreConcerts Will it be possible to catch both @Msldemarco & @Savagesband in Van on May 27th? I see @Mlsdemarco show starts at 6:30?

[Conor McIlduff @conormcilduff]

@DillyElliot I'm made up for you pal

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

“If most of us are ashamed of shabby clothes & shoddy furniture let us be more ashamed of shabby ideas & shoddy philosophies" Einstein #pmqs

[Conor McIlduff @conormcilduff]

Shout out to Enrique's jacket

[Conor McIlduff @conormcilduff]

https://t.co/aoG2Dv7Ojx

[Conor McIlduff @conormcilduff]

@Dan_Francis92 @ManUtd 100% Certified footy banter that dan

[Conor McIlduff @conormcilduff]

@Dan_Francis92 you like this do ya Dan? https://t.co/5OeoNKjvuY

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

FA CUP: We'll play Shrewsbury Town away in the fifth round. Tie to be played between 19 and 22 Feb. #mufc

[Conor McIlduff @conormcilduff]

I don't think Van Gaal should be doing Karaoke in Vancouver a mere 10 hours before an FA Cup Game.

[Conor McIlduff @conormcilduff]

Absolutely unreal https://t.co/riO6TPNkId

[180.Fact @180fact]

.@Primavera_Sound books @radiohead, @lcdsoundsystem, @anmlcollective and tons more: https://t.co/5vdneRA5H2

[Guardian music @guardianmusic]

How David Bowie turned down Coldplay: 'It's not a very good song, is it?' https://t.co/ZuP036skMA