Conor

I’m not Jesus Christ, I’ve come to accept that now.

[Conor @ConorNoir]

I can't breathe

[baby yaga @yagadigital]

Kind of immune to schizophrenia because I could see a grey alien shopping at Dollarama and not really care. Not even remotely my problem

[martin parsons @martang66]

How about the Entracte from Holy Motors as a little palate cleanser? Let my baby ride

[Syd Steyerhart @SydSteyerhart]

Feeding your pregnant wife Tylenol in 2079 so your future children have a chance against the supercomputers.

[Flesh Gordon @TheFleshGordon]

Robert Shaw’s performance as Quint in Jaws is perfection!

This is one of the greatest scenes in Cinema History!

#RobertShaw #Jaws #quint #dollseyes #Jaws50 #shark

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

Early morning timeline cleanse.

[trash jones @jzux]

surely THIS is the open bar where I learn self control

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Dua Lipa, while very beautiful, does not know as much about Frasier as me

[Conor @ConorNoir]

What I would give to watch Vincent Browne interview these party leaders. Bring him back one more time.

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

[after 2-3 pints]: wow this must be how normal people feel all the time

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

i was losing my mind. danny devito is a gift to this world

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

If peanut the squirrel really gets you going wait till you find out about ruby ridge

[Conor @ConorNoir]

@JokingCargo Handing out monkey nuts with a face covered in chocolate

[Conor @ConorNoir]

Bought a house in town recently and it’s the first time dealing with trick or treaters for a few years. What are you meant to say when you open the door? So far all I can come up with it is “Ahhhhh very good” then handing over as many sweets as it takes to get them to leave.

[Conor @ConorNoir]

@UghEffortOfThis “Ahhhh you’re scary … now fuck off”

[pj @pjayevans]

Hey I know you said no gifts but I bought you a 15 year old dog