Conor wallace

Bígí sibh fhéin and fecking giggle while you’re at it 🌈 xx Is LiOmSa An rAiMéiS sEo. sé/é

[Conor wallace @conortwallace]

@OffgridIreland Sorry how can you tell where the attacker is from ?

[The University Observer @UCDObserver]

Our interviews with the sole candidate for SU President is now live. Read our interview with Molly Greenough here: https://t.co/ho6GCejNjj

[Conor wallace @conortwallace]

Hugging someone extra tight, and extra long because deep down, you know that your braces are caught on their top

[Conor wallace @conortwallace]

Pronouncing shower as 'Cher' is South Dublin Swagger Jagger

[Conor wallace @conortwallace]

@sophie_haze4 We're ready

[Conor wallace @conortwallace]

I could yik yak right about now

[Conor wallace @conortwallace]

Weird how the angelus is supposed to be a quiet moment to reflect but the ad is just a loud bell ringing and a man hammering something

[Conor wallace @conortwallace]

Not me laughing at my goldfish for mistaking the same piece of dirt as food 3 times, while I open and close my social media continuously, all day, everyday.

[Conor wallace @conortwallace]

@Mickmac3210 @thejournal_ie Every person on this planet was born a man ? Wow who knew 😲

[Conor wallace @conortwallace]

@rat_chul @TheGouldyJR You're ready to ascend

[Conor wallace @conortwallace]

@rat_chul @TheGouldyJR A can of lynx africa and hell be chuffed, dont worry

[Conor wallace @conortwallace]

@TheGouldyJR @rat_chul Gouldy pet whats wrong youve barely touched your pizza rolls ?

[Conor wallace @conortwallace]

Bhfuil sneachta ag tíocht ? Nó an bhfuil siad ag insint bréag dúinn aríst IM SICK OF IT 😭

[Conor wallace @conortwallace]

@aoife_burke The world is NOT ready

[Conor wallace @conortwallace]

When I say golden shower, I mean spill your pint over me and jump me in the queue so I can feel something real

[Conor wallace @conortwallace]

I call my goldfish fat daily and its toxicity I didnt even know was there

[Conor wallace @conortwallace]

Have to lol at people who brush the left off as populism, its only popular now because people are coping the fuck on, scrote.

[Conor wallace @conortwallace]

Why does princess fiona have an american accent if both her parents are brits ?

[Conor wallace @conortwallace]

@garydeehan11 @KatieCork2020 @thejournal_ie Alot of things can push a weak heart over the edge, respiratory distress being one of them. I dont work for the HSE so I dont know tbh, my initial tweet was bwcause you asked if bus strikes were included in the deaths 🙃