another championship.
I believe I can help make the Philadelphia 76ers a championship team and I am so excited to energize a new fan base and start this incredible journey one last time.
Thank you LA. Miami I’ll forever love and Northeast Ohio will always home!
🙏🏾🫡👑
@vanillaopinions First of all: fuck you broski is a gift to all mankind.
Second: this show is more entertaining than any late night trash that boomers keep alive.
Michael Mayer:
-Plays out 2026 with Raiders
-Signs with Chiefs on a 3-year, $29 million deal
-Immediately becomes Patrick Mahomes' new BFF
-11 straight top-five fantasy seasons
-Taylor Swift leaves Travis Kelce for him, stating, "I've had the old bull, now I want the young calf"
Things most Americans agree on:
Groceries cost too much.
Tariffs suck and make no sense.
Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.
The debt is a mess.
The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.
Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.
Americans are exhausted.
AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.
Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.
Canadians are super fucking cool.
Mexicans are chill.
Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.
Good neighbors are a blessing.
Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.
We all question, are we alone in the universe?
We all fuck up along the way.
Epstein didn’t hang himself.
The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.
The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!
Things we’re told to fight about:
Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.
That’s the joke.
I’m sorry all the psyops to make people hate him failed badly. He’s cool as fuck, cares about the game, isn’t an asshole off the court, and does cool mob boss shit like tell his vet bench warmers to hard foul players
He’s 1 of 1 and I couldn’t care less what contrarians say
Olivia Rodrigo explains her reason for speaking up for Palestine:
“I am an artist, and what I do for my job is like, ‘this is how i feel’ and I present it to people, and I think it would be disingenuous to say that I don’t feel heartbroken about what’s going on in Gaza.”
Of all the dumb things and conspiracy theories MAGAs believe, them all pretending that this woman looks worse than Stephen Miller is the funniest of all.
Well, now seems like a good time to share that I’m getting married! We just put down the deposit on the venue and bought my dress lol
I didn’t end up picking this one but I thought it looked nice
@NYCMayor I was not a fan of of Mamdani but I think all those bitching about the things he is doing now are fucking losers. He is the ONLY politician rn doing anything to make normal American lives better and not just greasing the pockets of billionaire friends and family.
Mamdani either has some serious strings behind him that’s allowing him to make all these changes, or he’s showing just how evil and corrupt these past mayors were..like it’s disgusting