Jamie

Happily hitched, avid reader, video game practitioner, sophisticated lady, belching contest winner, taking up space in South Korea.

[Jamie @conquistad0rk]

Is there a gay anthem version of Mary Did You Know where it's just advice for the LGBTQA+ youth from an old drag queen who calls everyone Mary? If not, why not?

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I always forget to Tweet...but sometimes it's worth remembering:

Change KKK status into Terrorist Organization - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/HFfLbscy9b via @Change

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@KeisukeHoashi @lettuce_ketchup @sundaewarship So cool!! Thank you for always being so awesome, and to Mike for being the idea man! :D

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@AlixOrlando @lettuce_ketchup It's beautiful!! xD

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@NPR @KeisukeHoashi @sundaewarship It's okay, NPR! We'll just keep him company for audition rides. After all, everyone needs some daily NPR!

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@KeisukeHoashi @sundaewarship @NPR @lettuce_ketchup High praise! Thank you, sir. :D

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@sundaewarship Oh a man can't wear jewelry unless it's a wedding ring? Geez grandpa, welcome to 2016.

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@sundaewarship YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH SULLY IS PRECIOUS CARGO.

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@KeisukeHoashi @lettuce_ketchup Arigatou gozaimasu! :)

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Hey folks! If you're near @floridastate today come swing by freecon and say hey!We got stickers for free and Tina may or may not show up

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@AlixOrlando @lettuce_ketchup You know me too well! xD

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@lettuce_ketchup @AlixOrlando

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@AlixOrlando @lettuce_ketchup I'M IN.

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@AlixOrlando AW YISSSSS! Congratulations!! :D I'd like to go ahead and sign up to have you on retainer pls.

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@KeisukeHoashi @AlixOrlando @lettuce_ketchup It would be an honor to count you among our meritorious membership, learned compatriot!

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@SheWroteOn @lettuce_ketchup Ana bana bo bana banana fanna I LOVE YOU. I'm pretty sure that's how the song goes. 99%.

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@PulpRomig @lettuce_ketchup @megturney Adam is a man of discerning taste! #teamadam

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@KeisukeHoashi @lettuce_ketchup @sundaewarship Any back alley MD can say "expect a full recovery," takes real chops to deliver the bad news!

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@lettuce_ketchup @KeisukeHoashi @sundaewarship @BobsBurgersFOX @BehindBobs Really Mike? You'd stoop to this for votes? You've changed, man.

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@sundaewarship Step 1, lure him in with a fun couple's activity, like a gang fight. Step 2, use that leftover adrenaline to set The Mood...