Professor Jiang just said it out loud: Lionel Messi becomes president of Argentina to move Israelis there.
Not as a joke.
As the political solution.
Argentina is lining up with the United States and Israel.
Milei is close with Netanyahu.
They want the Falklands back.
Trump has already signaled support.
Then comes the part nobody is supposed to say.
He claims Israel is splitting in two:
Messianic Jews who think this war brings the end times…
and secular Jews who want out.
The way you resolve that, in his words, is you export the secular population.
And Argentina is the landing spot.
Problem: Israel is not popular there.
So you don’t sell it with a press conference.
You put the most beloved man in the country in the presidency.
Messi plus the Falklands.
National glory on one side.
A massive immigration wave on the other.
That’s the prediction.
Not “Messi runs for fun.”
Messi as the face that makes the deal acceptable.
¡Histórico! Argentina ya tiene su propia calle en Nueva York y los kukas explotan de bronca por la noticia. Odian el capitalismo pero les encanta viajar a Miami y a Estados Unidos.
En el Día Mundial de los Océanos, la NASA publicó esta imagen: las Islas Malvinas rodeadas por un aura natural (fitoplancton) que dibuja… los colores de la bandera #Argentina 🇦🇷