conrad1on

This site is making your life worse.

[conrad1on @conrad1on]

Your regular weekly entreaty to get off here and get on https://t.co/1d3O0Po9W0.

Or just get off here. That's the important part.

[conrad1on @conrad1on]

@uncomfybrain Can't see it, but a do-over would make sense. If you were shadowbanned again, I assume that I wouldn't see anything from you at all. I'm just paranoid that Twitter is hiding things from me.

Mostly because they are.

[conrad1on @conrad1on]

@uncomfybrain Just checking something: did you delete a reply to something just now, or is Twitter fucking with us again?

I was sure that there were three replies from you that I was tagged into, but I only see two in my notifications.

[Uncomfortable Brain @uncomfybrain]

@X_Aeon_X @conrad1on This was SATIRE just 9 years ago.

[Uncomfortable Brain @uncomfybrain]

@LilithLovett @conrad1on Flagged for misinformation

[conrad1on @conrad1on]

>narrated by Wil Wheaton

An avowed enemy of the author could not have made a less enticing advert for their product.

[Fiannawolf, Questing for the Superversive. @Fiannawolf2]

This? I am not gonna read. As an example of a blurb that repulses me.

[conrad1on @conrad1on]

This should always be the response to something like that.

Like when JJ Abrams declares that there should be more minority female directors, someone should ask him why he doesn't stand aside from his next directing gig and insist a black woman takes his place.

[Rod Dreher @roddreher]

From a mass email the editor of National Geographic sent out. America surely has the most insufferable elite.

[✘ Æon ✘ @X_Aeon_X]

Since it's "Pride" month, I'd like to leave a little reminder:

It's perfectly valid and quite sane (aside from the first line) for LGBT folks and everyone else to find horseshit like this mind-numbingly stupid.

[Ruckus♚ @king_ruckus]

R2D2 at 0:34 seconds in

[Dr John Barry @MalePsychology]

'Disaster patriarchy: how the pandemic has unleashed a war on women'

The real disasters here are (a) the journalism and (b) thinking that it will help women to blame all of their problems on pantomime villain called #Patriarchy

https://t.co/Lppl1VYXiA

[SierraWhiskey @SierraWhiskey9]

It’s only been 6 months between Zero Dawn and Forbidden West.

🤦🏻‍♂️

[ItsGundo! @GundamIsHere]

Captialism sucks till it works for me

[BBC News (UK) @BBCNews]

Swimmers enjoy warm weather in London at the Sky Pool which is believed to be the world’s first transparent pool built between two skyscrapers

https://t.co/mtRX8qvt0a

[Craam Reffahc @CraamReffahc]

They had accepted their new queen, turns out she was blonde

[conrad1on @conrad1on]

#SarahShahiMonday

Can't believe that I've done this for five years. Tragically, this might be the longest that I've ever committed to anything.

Eh, I've wasted more time on much less worthy projects.

[conrad1on @conrad1on]

On a related note, consider using https://t.co/1d3O0Po9W0 for less cancer and more compelling posts about returning footballs to obnoxious locals.

[conrad1on @conrad1on]

Lot of Commodore 64 posts in my notifications this week. I was a ZX Spectrum guy though.

Even when Twitter desperately tries to keep people here it still can't get it right.

[Rita Panahi @RitaPanahi]

Brutal. 🤣