Des ☀️

If life is but a dream, then so are we 🌎

[Deklan 🍉 @BurnerofMusic]

A thread of Mac Miller being the best human on this Earth

[Des ☀️ @conrad_des]

@frydmacandcheez WAT

[Des ☀️ @conrad_des]

Not only that BUT we had to explain to 4 different doctors in the ER that we were there because he got knocked out by a stripper pole. A freaking stripper pole

[Des ☀️ @conrad_des]

Dill was in the ER the other day and this lady was getting his info to update his account in the system. And she asked for emergency contacts and he gave me as the second one. She said “what’s the relation” and he goes “spouse” and she was like... (1/2)

[Des ☀️ @conrad_des]

That spouse meant WIFE. She seriously thought we had marital issues or something and Dill was like “no no she’s just my girlfriend right now” and she was like “okay honey that’s called a partner” and it was just wild

[altheea ♡ @AltheeaRaps]

Mac Miller, a work of art.

[altheea ♡ @AltheeaRaps]

real tears. i miss Mac Miller so much it’s insane. he should still be here.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Congratulations to my friend, President @JoeBiden! This is your time.

[✨Yung Hot✨ IS ONE OF NONE @makermyles]

Obama just KNOW he got the baddest wife at the function. A true flex. 😭

[Des ☀️ @conrad_des]

My friend was talking about getting a sleep study done, and I was like “maybe I should do one, because I’ve been having nightmares almost every night for months” and he goes “well it sounds like you need therapy, not a sleep study”...

I mean true but HEY

[Des ☀️ @conrad_des]

This hurts me so much. Makes me physically sick

[prance @bocxtop]

it’s literally harder to sign into gmail from a new device than it is to breach the capitol walls

[rebecca hill @beccidee17]

What a shot taken from Melbourne Australia 🔭🪐

[Harry Mitchell @harrywmitchell]

my girlfriend talks in her sleep. i've noted them down for weeks, and turned her dreams into rupi kaur poems.

[Des ☀️ @conrad_des]

@Cassie_LeeAnn_ Girl... you can be both. No one’s stopping you 👏🏼

[Des ☀️ @conrad_des]

#NewProfilePic

[Des ☀️ @conrad_des]

@morganstarr12 Right?!

[Des ☀️ @conrad_des]

UNeducated?? You’re kidding right?

[Jack @Jackhecklinski]

Shows you how uneducated the youth is