John Conroy

Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. But I'm making it work

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

Death, taxes and the Mets breaking my heart every god damn year

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@lindacohn @nyknicks I thought the same thing at the buzzer. My dad would have absolutely loved it

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

Fucking Reggie Miller ruining Christmas for my kids!

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@bronhistory @TickPick Because he’s all about the team

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@SteveGelbs There had better be a BLOCKBUSTER move coming. Because this is painful

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@GovKathyHochul Try congestion pricing. That’ll help

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@Wendys stop using this gross shredded lettuce. NO ONE LIKES IT!!!!!

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@ExfiatCapital @Maga_Trigger No one believes this

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@AnthonyDiComo That’ll solve it

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@PATHAlerts Remind me again why I had to take a ferry in the middle of winter for an entire month?

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@SchylarAnthony @DRonESPN @ESPNNewYork Is that rick and his dad?

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@JamesSurowiecki @secupp We’re gunna get eggs, big beautiful eggs and we’re gunna make the stores pay for it!

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@BNightengale This has to be rage bait

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@alanhahn You know what you need to root for Alan #TheGreaterGood

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@NJTRANSIT_MBPJ You’ve already got my money and you don’t care if I get to work. Got it

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@MLB @AnthonyDiComo @Nationals I mean…. Not really tho

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@GovKathyHochul Fuck you

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@GovMurphy He doesn’t care

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@jalenbrunson1 @SorareNBA JohnC847

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@DennisHaysbert Loved that game! Still have it!

[John Conroy @conroy_john]

@IanBegley That’s because @joshhart is a true professional. That man understands that you win as a TEAM. Love that guy!