Conroy Gibson

I work in a cubicle on weekdays and eat tacos on weekends AKA livin' la vida loca

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Tailgating the Niner's game. If somebody told me I was at a Target employee convention, I would believe them #redandkhaki

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Movie idea: President Obama teams up with Pegasus to save Mount Olympus from terrorists in "Air Horse One" #olympushasfallen #stillrelevant

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Saw a complete outfit in the trash. Either this guy's bowels exploded or he switched his identity - and is on the run again #jasonbourne

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Making eye contact with the only other straight guy at the eyebrow threading salon = the strongest bond imaginable #justhappened #mysecret

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Holiday horror sub-genre movie idea: evil entity terrorizes a couple and their baby in a Bethlehem stable - Paranormal Nativity #christmas

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What if, instead, a mild-mannered spider got bit by a radioactive human and got human powers? Like the ability to use Excel proficiently

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To the lady who commented on my bad posture at the gym: just wait until you see my amazing Candy Cane #Christmas costume #hunchback