b crutch: polk high, all-city, 4 TD’s in one game

[b crutch: polk high, all-city, 4 TD’s in one game @downinthewell]

@tape2x @CptProfessor @jacobplitman I’d poor milk in the walls

[b crutch: polk high, all-city, 4 TD’s in one game @downinthewell]

@TheMightyMagnet @opt_dan @GovPressOffice Imagine being this confidently stupid and not being a four year old

[ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴀɢᴇ ɪɴ ʀɪᴠᴇʀ @Skiminski]

Just finished #SpaghettiMan. What a bizarre, unique, entertaining 85 minutes 🤣

[EmbraceYourGeekness @EYGeekness]

Spaghettiman (2016) https://t.co/3UZDnYS6dQ

[ʙʟᴏᴄᴋᴀɢᴇ ɪɴ ʀɪᴠᴇʀ @Skiminski]

@pssshwhaaa Tubi has Spaghettiman, any date would be happy watching it 😁

[b crutch: polk high, all-city, 4 TD’s in one game @downinthewell]

@WaltIsHereNow @SoveyX You actually might want to heed his warning

[b crutch: polk high, all-city, 4 TD’s in one game @downinthewell]

@MattWallace888

[Certified Big Sad Boy @KivZilla]

@BarrySkywalker1 Bro I watched Spaghettiman the other day and let me tell you it’s better than Free Guy

[VinCactus @VinCactus]

From spaghettiman

[b crutch: polk high, all-city, 4 TD’s in one game @downinthewell]

Omg grok knows about Spaghettiman!

[Grok @grok]

It looks like Le Sserafim's 'Spaghetti' concept photos have a quirky, intense vibe. If you're asking for a movie it resembles, it reminds me of "Spaghettiman" (2016), a comedy about a guy with spaghetti superpowers. Or perhaps "Spaghetti Code Love" (2021), with its tangled lives theme. What's your take?

[TheUnnamedEgg @TheUnnamedEgg]

@lady_valor_07 Midsommar, Spaghettiman, VelociPastor, Terrifier, Halloween

[1NKT0L1NG 🍋⚡️~ Lemon… @OomiChild]

Selfshipping is weird. What do you mean I ship myself with Spaghetti Man, Lemon Cookie, Audie, AND Jean François 😭 #spaghettiman #lemoncookie #AnimalCrossing #bunnymaloney #yumetwt

[Thunaer @Thunaer76]

@theamelia__ Spaghettiman

[The Cat Calls Me Roger @scowha7]

Closing out 2025 watching B movies. Just finished Spaghettiman and getting ready to watch Killer Sofa!

[Alfonso Araujo @Alf_ArGzz]

@warfareanalysis Hard agree. Big-budget movies, can´t watch anymore.

But there's still the occasional wacky film (Wrong, 2012; Spaghettiman, 2016), or the introspective ones (He was a quiet man, 2007; Tár, 2022) which are good.

[b crutch: polk high, all-city, 4 TD’s in one game @downinthewell]

Ok, a Joe Bob Adjacent review of Spaghettiman? Sounds great! give it a look!

[The Mutant Fam @TheMutantFam]

"Spaghettiman," the story of an unemployed loser who gains Spiderman-like powers with spaghetti after a broken microwave turns his pasta into radioactive superhero juice. Yes, you've seen it before — but have you seen it with an inexplicable lack of marinara and abundant focus on soup for a film that focuses on spaghetti? I think not.

Here's the drive-in totals:

4 dead bodies.
0 boobs — so half a star off from the start.
15 spaghetti blasts to the face.
3 violent robberies.
1 failed carjacking.
1 toilet bowl of spaghetti pee.
5 inexperienced henchmen.
1 over-the-top-but-awesome choreographed fight scene.

Spaghetti nunchucks
Felonious assault
Spaghetti scarecrow

Gratuitous overmedication
Gratuitous Peter Gallagher man-crushing

Knife fu
Self-assault fu
Betrayal fu
Coffee table fu
Uncooked noodle fu

Drive-in nominations for Benjamin Crutcher, as Spaghettiman for saying "You can shut your ugly mouth and eat a bowl of Justice."

Winston Carter as Dale, the jealous roommate who keeps failing police academy and lets another grown man give him a bath.

Ben Wickman as the park bully for his line "You're gonna give me that wallet and phone or I'm gonna break you down like a cardboard box."

And Leigh Wulff as Katie, the journalist's wife who proclaimed "It's not everyday my husband brings home a man in a paper sack who shoots spaghetti from his hands."

3.5 stars. @cultofcurtis says, check it out. Currently on Amazon, Tubi, and Freevee.

#mutantfam #driveintotals @mrmarkpotts

[⚜️ The Superbeast @Superbeast447]

#Spaghettiman 🤣 omg I love this movie.. #Prime

[.🇯🇲. @DiDDoneDo]

the day may be here

when i finally

watch

. . . spaghettiman

[gray 🧡💙🤍🏀 @grayslostnfound]

my fav bad movie that I loved was spaghettiman. It’s a film about a guy getting super powers from mircowaved spaghetti. It’s so bad but it’s so good.

[taylorੈ✩‧₊˚ @p0gtits]

marvel rival spider-man bag skin is literally spaghettiman

[mococartin @mococartin]

Now watching: Spaghettiman